Joe Harris 19 Points Full Highlights (1/23/2018)

Is it too late to get Joe Harris in the three-point shootout? I don’t think it is. I know with All-Star voting there was a hashtag you could use to register your support for a certain player. Is there such a thing for the shootout? #shootoutvote Joe Harris Sadly, even if that vote was counted…

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Willie Cauley-Stein 21 Points/5 Blocks Full Highlights (1/23/2018)

I’ve been making a bunch of videos recently showing Willie Cauley-Stein using his whole offensive arsenal. He’s been branching out lately, which is nice, but this is not one of those videos. In this video, he dunks the ball a whole bunch of times and erases a whole bunch of pathetic shots by the Magic….

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Garrett Temple Career High 34 Points Full Highlights (1/23/2018)

“Silence! The King is making his entrance!” Garrett Temple announced as he strutted into the locker room, shirtless. “Please make way for the King!” Vince Carter smiled. “You know, man, technically we’re all kings, since we play for the…” “SILENCE! Who talked while the King was talking? I do not remember giving anyone permission to…

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T.J. Warren 23 Points Full Highlights (1/22/2018)

Another Warren-style performance for T.J. Warren. 11 buckets, all of them layups, with 1 measly free throw to round things out. And while it may be extremely typical for him, does this remind you of anyone else? Any other All-Star from the past…? This one’s hard, so I’m just going to tell you: Kiki Vandeweghe….

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Robin Lopez 22 Points Full Highlights (1/22/2018)

Robin “Kosta Koufos 2.0” Lopez was drafted the same year as Kevin Love and Russell Westbrook. So why does it seem like he’s old as heck and going to retire soon? It’s just a feeling I get. I view those other two dudes as having a good chunk of their primes left, but not Robin….

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De’Aaron Fox 16 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (1/22/2018)

Advanced stats will tell you that De’Aaron Fox isn’t a good player. But the eye test… actually the eye test will tell you the same thing but not as harshly. These highlights though, and all the highlights you can find of him on the Internet, those will tell you that he is a complete unstoppable…

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Greg Monroe 19 Points Full Highlights (1/22/2018)

It was nice of the Suns to dust off Greg Monroe against the Bucks, so his old fans could see what he’s up to. Nice, but also misleading, because if they wanted to present a more accurate picture of what he’s doing with the Suns they would leave him on the bench for the whole…

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Jeff Teague 30 Points/16 Free Throws Full Highlights (1/22/2018)

I didn’t want to do it. I really didn’t want to do it. However, sometimes I must put the needs of the community ahead of my own. This actually isn’t one of those times because the community definitely does not need to see Jeff Teague making 16 free throws with a few buckets interspersed sparsely…

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Mario Chalmers 17 Points Full Highlights (1/22/2018)

Mario Chalmers cemented himself into basketball history by winning two championships with the Heat, and his cemented place in those hallowed halls is even more cemented than usual because he actually played well in those playoffs. A lot of scrub-type players will, by default, be noted in the history books as having won a ‘chip,…

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Jeremy Lamb 18 Points Full Highlights (1/22/2018)

I sort of feel like Jeremy “Sleepy Eyes” Lamb is breaking out this year but nobody realizes or cares because the Hornets as a team are so uninspiring. I didn’t even fully realize it myself until I realized that I had no material ready for this description, so I pulled up Sleepy’s basketball-reference page and…

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