I don’t know how closely they compare as players, but what I do know is that Montrezl “Mon-Trezzle” Harrell pretty much replaces all the dunking that is missing from the Clippers’ lineup when DeAndre Jordan is out. He doesn’t care that he’s only six-foot-eight. He’ll dunk it anywhere, anytime, and he’ll make sure to mistreat…
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Milos Teodosic 15 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (1/22/2018)
Milos Teodosic is slowly but surely dragging his field goal percentage out of the gutter as he becomes acclimated to the NBA game and as his foot injury bothers him less and less. In January he’s averaging 11 points and 5 assists on 47% shooting (43% from three), a far cry from the month of…
Read MoreNemanja Bjelica 18 Points Full Highlights (1/22/2018)
Why does Timberwolves coach Tom Thibodeau hate Nemanja Bjelica? More importantly, why does he hate the country of Serbia and all its people? Bjelica is shooting career-high percentages right now, he’s basically a perfect stretch four, and he’s in his prime, yet he only gets fifteen minutes per game. I get that Taj Gibson is…
Read MoreMyke Henry 12 Points Full Highlights (1/23/2018)
I basically have no angles with which to attack this description from. With the more notable players, there are dozens of possible description themes. With Myke Henry, there are two: what he did in this particular game, and the fact that two-way contracts are really messing with my ability to stay up to date on…
Read MoreJusuf Nurkic 19 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (1/22/2018)
Jusuf Nurkic sat in the back row of the team plane. The mood was subdued; they had just lost, and his teammates knew that this game had meant a lot to him. Occasionally one of them would glance back to where he was sitting by himself, see his stony glare, and quickly snap back to…
Read MoreTimothe Luwawu-Cabarrot 20 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (1/22/2018)
I’m glad that Timothe Luwawu-Cabarrot is taking the “TLC” moniker and running with it. The Learning Channel doesn’t deserve it anymore. How can you call yourself “The Learning Channel” when all you show is bullcrap? This is why people aren’t paying for cable anymore, why they are cutting the cord. Because they don’t want to…
Read MoreDario Saric 22 Points Full Highlights (1/22/2018)
I haven’t seen even one comparison between Dario Saric and Malcolm Brogdon this season. They were all over the place (including on this channel) at the end of last season, and now they’re gone. Two fanbases vigorously defending their candidate for Rookie of the Year, exchanging hurtful words and disparaging the opposing side. Now, both…
Read MoreKhris Middleton 35 Points Full Highlights (1/22/2018)
Jason Kidd is gone now. Everyone with two eyes could see that he was ineffective coach (“hit me”), but I didn’t think the Bucks’ management would actually find the stones to can him. And that’s enough about that. I’ll elucidate my thoughts on the matter in another video (hopefully something like “Rashad Vaughn 26 Points/1…
Read MoreJamal Murray Career High 38 Points Full Highlights (1/22/2018)
Andrew Wiggins is “Maple Jordan”. Sim Bhullar is “Maple Shaq”. Steve Nash is “Maple Cousy”. But who is “Maple Curry”? Don’t be stupid. You already know the answer. Come on man. Think about what video you are watching RIGHT NOW. Right at this very second, what player’s highlight video are you reading the description for?…
Read MoreMalcolm Brogdon Career High 32 Points Full Highlights (1/22/2018)
I wondered what it would feel like when Malcolm Brogdon scored a ton of points. It had never happened before tonight, so now my curiosity is sated: it feels the same as when he scores a middling amount of points. Dammit! This is not a definitive finding. There are still more tests to be run….
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