DownToBuck is all about honesty. He never tells lies and he never perpetuates false rumors. Everything he says is firmly grounded in factual facts. He even features a so-called “DTB’s Honesty Hour” in his descriptions, such is the depth and solidity of his honesty. So believe him when he says this: I was so hyped…
Read MoreKyle O’Quinn 14 Points Full Highlights (12/12/2015)
Kyle “The Irish Black Santa” O’Quinn would normally have to score more than fourteen points to be honored with a highlight video. However, it is unclear to me whether he will be able to top this performance while wearing a Knicks uniform. With the break-out of Kristaps Porzingis and the unfortunate presences of Kevin Seraphin…
Read MoreJ.J. Barea 21 Points Full Highlights (12/12/2015)
Every time I’m tempted to call J.J. Barea a manlet, which is an almost hourly occurrence, I have to remind myself that he did once dunk a basketball. There is low-quality pregame video evidence proving it. There’s also higher quality video evidence of him easily grabbing the rim. It’s just that his manlet hands are…
Read MoreManu Ginobili 17 Points Full Highlights (12/12/2015)
No matter how old and run-down Manu Ginobili gets, there is one aspect of him that will never waver: his fans. Those dudes (and a few gals, so the YouTube analytics thing tells me) are dedicated! Manu can have a pedestrian performance, and they will be all over it like ducks on a junebug. It’s…
Read MoreWesley Matthews 28 Points Full Highlights (12/12/2015)
Wesley Matthews vs. the Wizards = the new Paul Pierce vs. the Raptors? Let’s take a look at the facts. In his last four games against Washington, dating back to his Portland days, he has put up these scoring performances: 28 (tonight), 36, 19, and 28. Those are the facts, and they lead to this…
Read MoreRaymond Felton Triple Double 10 pts/11 asts/11 rebs Full Highlights (12/12/2015)
OFFICIAL 2015 IMPROBABLEST TRIPLE-DOUBLES POWER RANKINGS 1. Raymond Felton [POWER GAP] 2. Giannis Antetokounmpo 3. Brandon Knight 4. Nicolas Batum [POWERER GAP] 15. Russell Westbrook 17. Russell Westbrook 18. Russell Westbrook
Read MoreOtto Porter Career High 28 Points Full Highlights (12/12/2015)
Otto Porter is slowly becoming the kind of player many thought he could be. Perfect timing, too, just as the Wizards are falling apart around him. John Wall’s jumper is busted, Bradley Beal’s legs are busted, Garrett Temple has never been not busted, Nene is dead, Ryan Hollins, Marcin Gortat is old, and Jared Dudley,…
Read MoreErsan Ilyasova 20 Points Full Highlights (12/12/2015)
I haven’t been watching the Pistons a whole heck of a lot lately. Brings back memories that I don’t want brought back, you know? I’d prefer to just pretend that Ersan Ilyasova just doesn’t exist. So if someone could tell me how the whole “replicate Dwight’s Magic by surrounding Andre Drummond with a bunch of…
Read MoreIan Mahinmi 18 Points Full Highlights (12/11/2015)
I’ve got a new meaning for the acronym ESPN: Extra Stupid People Notshowingreplays. Ian Mahinmi has three monster whams in this game. He is basically just whapping it all over folks with no regard for human, animal, plant, or alien life. I jumped out of my chair for each one. These are mega crushers. That…
Read MorePatty Mills 22 Points Full Highlights (12/11/2015)
Tim Duncan sat patiently in the waiting room of San Antonio Paraphilia Rehabilitation. It had been five months since he had taken Patty to this place, but he remembered every detail like it was yesterday. The struggle, the vile words, those things had not bothered Tim too much. But when Patty had been strapped to…
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