As you all know, DownToBuck has been done with women since the beginning of the season because every time I get close to a lady, she somehow finds out about Kyle Korver and then runs away to go live with him or something. Honestly, I lose track of them once they split, so for all…
Read MoreKent Bazemore 10 Points Full Highlights (5/20/2015)
That’s real cool TNT. Real cool. Give us replays of everything but the one thing we most want to see replayed. Nobody even cares about sick baseline dunks anyway. Just another routine basketball play for a guy who probably does baseline dunks in every game. There was certainly never a point during Reggie Millers’ inane…
Read MoreClint Capela 9 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (5/19/2015)
Clint Capela vs Festus Ezeli. Who ya got? A difficult question to be sure. Let me help you in your pursuit of the correct answer (Yes, there is a correct answer. This is not a matter of opinion). Clint Capela: just turned 21, which means that he can now legally imbibe alcohols and also has…
Read MoreTrevor Ariza 20 Points Full Highlights (5/19/2015)
Earlier in the season I said some bad stuff about Trevor Ariza. Some stuff about contract years and shooting below 40% from the field and maybe even some worse stuff. All of those words were typed in anger. But I’m not going to take any of it back. Trevor Ariza has, in his own way,…
Read MoreDonatas Motiejunas All 150 Post Moves Full Highlights (2014-2015 Season Post Move-ilation Part II)
The Schaub Memorial Orphanage was dark. Donatas walked the silent halls, halls which had been decorated by the children’s artwork. It was a much more modern place than the orphanage in Lithuania had been. There were just two children in each room, instead of twenty or thirty. There was no fireplace, and even if there…
Read MoreDonatas Motiejunas All 150 Post Moves Full Highlights (2014-2015 Season Post Move-ilation Part I)
“I would now like to bring up to the podium Mr. Donatas Motiejunas, the new honorary director of the Schaub Memorial Orphanage!” To a rousing chorus of applause, Donatas sheepishly got up from his seat and walked up to the front. His dream was coming true. When he got to the podium and squinted through…
Read MoreMatthew Dellavedova 19 Points Full Highlights (5/14/2015)
Regular season Delly is content to play his role on the team. Playoff Delly is an entirely different beast, a beast who only desires to watch Kyrie get injured so that he can take over the entire game. This “Playoff Delly” is a result of a series of botched electroshock treatments and misperformed surgeries to…
Read MoreAndre Iguodala 16 Points/4 Dunks Full Highlights (5/13/2015)
I’ve complained about this before, but I’m going to complain about it again: I hate (HATE) when home crowds get stirred into an ecstatic frenzy by exciting plays made by their team. Just sit down, losers. People are trying to seriously watch the game and they don’t want to see you wave your arms and…
Read MoreClint Capela 8 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (5/12/2015)
This has been a tough series on Rockets fans, emotionally. After the game 4 loss where their team showed almost no resistance, they seemed ready to schlepp off to South America and drink cyanide-laced Kool-Aid in the Guyanese rainforest. It seemed a forgone conclusion that their favored team would lose the series, so why prolong…
Read MoreTrevor Ariza 22 Points/3 Dunks Full Highlights (5/12/2015)
Trevor Ariza sat at his locker before the game. He thought about all the fans out there who wanted to see the Rockets win, not just this game but the whole series against the Clippers. But he knew it would be hard, and he tried to get himself in the zone. James Harden walked up…
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