Alright, fine, I did Bojan Bogdanovic highlights. Now you crazy Croatians can stop leaving comments on all my videos wondering where your precious Bojangles highlights are. It’s not like I wasn’t aware that Bojan had a career-high. Obviously I was aware. Performances of this magnitude by a role-player do not escape my omnipresent gaze. It’s…
Read MoreVander Blue Career High 15 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (4/15/2015)
I once played some ball with a guy who claimed to have dunked on Vander Blue during a high school game. Like, poster style. He seemed like he was full of crap, and I couldn’t find video evidence of it happening, but maybe it did. He could dunk, anyway, which is more than I could…
Read MoreLuigi Datome Career High 22 Points Full Highlights (4/15/2015)
It turns out all you need to do to get Luigi Datome to produce is to give him a starter’s role. Once you’ve done that, he turns into an angry-looking pizza-eating messiah figure, but instead of giving eternal salvation to all of mankind he just kicks all of their asses instead. The Man-Bun cometh! I…
Read MoreEnes Kanter 25 Points Full Highlights (4/15/2015)
Enes Kanter stood outside the door of apartment 212. He had come here to Salt Lake City all the way from Oklahoma, and now he was too chicken to even knock on the door. The girl he loved was behind that door, he knew it. But what if things had changed? What if things weren’t…
Read MoreErick Green Career High 17 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (4/15/2015)
Erick Green = Monta Ellis Lite? Based on this game, and his college career, I’m going to say that’s a fair comparison. I have no idea what the Nuggets are going to look like at the start of next season, but if it doesn’t include Erick Green getting thirty minutes per game at the two-guard…
Read MoreTroy Daniels Career High 24 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (4/15/2015)
You would have thought that a spacing-starved team like the Hornets could have found a place in the rotation for Troy Daniels. I don’t even know what “spacing” is, I’m just repeating jargon that I hear on TV, but Daniels has it coming out of every orifice. My guess is he doesn’t play team defense…
Read MoreCole Aldrich Career High 24 Points Full Highlights (4/15/2015)
It’s over, Knicks fans. It’s over! You can live your lives again free from the persistent anger and frustration that has been clouding your emotions for the past six months. Your season from hell ends in the most appropriate fashion, with a career-high for a player who nobody thought would get any minutes at all….
Read MoreMatthew Dellavedova 18 Points/12 Assists Full Highlights (4/15/2015)
Matthew Dellavedova watched the ceiling tiles scroll past him. “You know what, doc, actually, I feel totally fine,” he said as he struggled weakly against the straps holding him against the rolling hospital bed. “No, you’re not fine, Matthew. Your team’s rehab efforts have failed, for the most part. Your body still craves the drugs….
Read MoreJabari Brown Career High 32 Points Full Highlights (4/15/2015)
With this performance, Jabari Brown officially becomes the superior Jabari of the NBA. Officially. I just talked to Adam Silver about it, and he’s totally down. He was like “Jabari Parker, who is that again? Hahahaha! Yeah for real though Jabari Brown is the real deal.” What did Jabari Parker even do this year? Came…
Read MoreDion Waiters Career High 33 Points Full Highlights (4/15/2015)
These are dark times my friends. Dark times. Lines drawn along economic, racial, and religious differences prevent humans all over the world from reaching their potential. In anger, terroristic groups seek to change the world with bloodshed, their frenzy only matched by governments who do the same. The Earth, our proud mother, wilts under the…
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