I don’t feel like doing the research, but it seems like Nick Collison must be one of the longest tenured players to never average double figures in any stat over a season. I know, I know, his impact is made in ways that don’t show up in the box score, yada yada, he’s always making…
Read MoreP.J. Tucker 17 Points Full Highlights (2/10/2015)
The NFL has something called the “Tuck Rule”. I don’t know what it is other than it was put in place to ensure that the Patriots remain a dynasty for the next hundred years. Here is my proposal for a “Tucker Rule” for the NBA. It’s actually less of a “rule” and more of an…
Read MoreWayne Ellington 18 Points Full Highlights (2/10/2015)
Wayne Ellington looked at the post-it note he had placed in his locker, the little pale-yellow square that gave him strength before every game. It read: “You’re a starter now. Go out there and make sure you keep it that way.” In the middle of his little moment of self-motivation, Jeremy Lin appeared at Wayne’s…
Read MoreP.J. Hairston 16 Points Full Highlights (2/10/2015)
Wow, I just looked up PJ Hairston’s stats for the season, and I stopped wondering why I haven’t done many highlights of him so far. He’s sucking! And blowing! 32% from the field is seriously bad, so bad that I feel he should be catching more flak. Austin Rivers does this and we probably get…
Read MoreTony Snell Career High 24 Points Full Highlights (2/10/2015)
I’ve noticed this for a while now, but this seems like a good time to mention it, now that he is finally playing up to his potential. Tony Snell is BLACK. Really black. He makes Derrick Rose look straight up white, and Klay Thompson like a KKK loyalist dipped in a bathtub of bleach. I…
Read MoreCharlie Villanueva 26 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (2/9/2015)
Is Charlie Villanueva the most redundant player ever? He is essentially a version of Dirk that does all the same things, but worse. On the surface this sounds great, because the Mavs could essentially play Dirk all the time, it’s just that for fifteen minutes of that time, it’s a Dirk who doesn’t eat right,…
Read MoreAndre Roberson 12 Points/3 Dunks Full Highlights (2/9/2015)
Andre Roberson is exactly the wrong type of player to be featured on my channel. I haven’t tried, but I can’t imagine that people would watch defensive highlights in the numbers that they watch highlights of the offensive variety. There may be a few who are interested in such things; those people should probably consider…
Read MoreJusuf Nurkic 16 Points/14 Rebounds Full Highlights (2/9/2015)
We have seen less of the outright mockery that Jusuf Nurkic was dishing to his foes earlier in the season. While it was fun, it also wasn’t a very smart thing to do as a rookie, and I’m sure the coaching staff had lots of things to say about it. “Let your game to the…
Read MoreMitch McGary 17 Points Full Highlights (2/9/2015)
McGarysanity is proceeding apace as the Weedian records his second consecutive double-double in only his fourth NBA appearance. Hassan who? There is a question has been asked repeatedly over the last few years, and now we finally have an answer: “Can the Thunder get rid of Kendrick Perkins already?”. There must be something to that…
Read MoreLuke Babbitt 15 Points/4 Twos Full Highlights (2/9/2015)
Luke “Alloy of Tin, Copper, and Antimony” Babbitt is another one of those things called a “three-point specialist”. To illustrate his specialness, take a look at this stat: prior to this game, he was shooting 18% from two-point range. You can forget about all that now. It turns out that Anthony Davis was really holding…
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