“Kendall Marshall can’t shoot” is all I keep hearing from internet commentators. At what point do we just accept that maybe he can shoot a little bit despite his lack of lift and wonked out form? He’s now shooting 56 percent from the field, and while that number will go down, he has shown at…
Read MoreCJ Miles 34 Points/10 Threes Full Highlights (1/7/2014)
What’s up with NBA players and not setting the record for most threes made in a game? I mean, every single performance by every single player this year has failed in this respect. And then, when someone finally does get close, they don’t even gun selfishly for the record! CJ Miles should have had no…
Read MoreDeAndre Jordan 14 Points/5 Dunks/8 Blocks Full Highlights (1/6/2014)
The spaceship coasted silently in a particularly empty region of the Virgo cluster, fresh off an excursion to Thaul-Ratos. “Those Ratosians sure don’t appreciate our efforts”, Porgon 18-F remarked as she tended the ionization wounds to her 4th and 5th ancillary appendages. Pilot Kronbub 32-C expressed his unconcern with a dismissal flap of his cranial…
Read MoreMaurice Harkless 22 Points Full Highlights (1/6/2014)
While the rest of his teammates whooped it up on the dance floor, Moe sat at a table by himself, scowling into his bottle of beer. Noticing his teammates sour mood, Tobias Harris approached him and sat down. “Hey Moe, why so down? There’s enough girls here to lighten the heaviest of hearts.” “I’ve been…
Read MoreThaddeus Young 20 Points Full Highlights (1/6/2014)
Eastern Conference Player of the Week. Thaddeus Young is merely the latest in a long line of great players who have won this prestigious award. Let’s just take a look at what other superstars Thaddeus Young is now in company with. Paul George. LeBron James. Carmelo Anthony. Hmmm. Some pretty good players. Wait a minute……
Read MoreMirza Teletovic 16 Points/4 Threes Full Highlights (1/6/2014)
I’ve run out of things to say about Mirza Teletovic. So I’ll let these highlights speak for themselves. If you listen closely you can hear snippets such as “Jason Kidd is a horrible coach” and “Mirza Teletovic is one clutch mofo”. But play these highlights backwards and you may find the secret message! If you…
Read MoreJusuf Nurkic 14 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (1/4/2015)
Here’s what I’ve found out about Europeans in the course of writing descriptions and witnessing the fallout from them: They don’t like it when you say anything negative about their country, even in jest. I mean, as an American, I see people dissing the country I live in all the time. And I don’t care,…
Read MoreTimofey Mozgov 20 Points/5 Dunks Full Highlights (1/5/2014)
The discussion of Russian basketball players begins and ends with Arvydas Sabonis, a player who would have been Shaq-esque had he come over to the US in his prime. But wait! Sabonis is actually Lithuanian, and only played for the Soviet Union because, at that time, Lithuania was part of the USSR! So really, the…
Read MoreAndrew Bogut 15 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (1/5/2014)
Andrew Bogut is an Aussie. There are tons of Aussie Bogut homers out there who only care about the NBA because of him. Well, there used to be. Until Matthew Dellavedova came and stole all his spotlight. I could diss Bogut in this description all I wanted and I bet I wouldn’t get even one…
Read MoreKlay Thompson 26 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (1/5/2014)
Klay Thompson is making me look like a fool. I was seriously on this guy’s bandwagon at the start of the year. He was killing it. Every game it seemed like he was hitting like five threes. I was proclaiming him to be a great player. But you know what happens to shooters? They get…
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