Tobias Harris 22 Points Full Highlights (4/13/2013)

I have run out of things to say about Tobias “Tubes” Harris. I sit here typing this description, watching the minutes remaining on the upload dwindle to zero, and still the muse remains silent. Now it’s processing, and in just a few seconds the upload will be complete. Hurry, hurry! Damn.

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Jordan Crawford 16 Points Full Highlights (4/13/2013)

There are players in the NBA who are described as “playing the game the right way”. Which leads to the question, who plays the game the wrong way? Don’t worry, I have the answer. Jordan Crawford. Whatever “playing the right way” means, it certainly isn’t chucking like a maniac and getting techs for yelling “and-one”….

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Markieff Morris 20 Points Full Highlights (4/13/2013)

I remember on the night the Morris twins were drafted they said that they were really sad, as this was going to be the first time they had been apart. Apparently the sadness was just too much to bear, as they are now reunited in Phoenix. This means that in order to make these highlights…

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Kemba Walker 28 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (4/12/2013)

DownToBuck is a man. A man who admits his mistakes. After Kemba’s first year in the league, I thought he was going to suck forever. An unconscionable chucker whose career percentage from the field would never eclipse 40%. Allen Iverson 0.5. I was mistaken. Kemba Walker is pretty bad, but he has shown the ability…

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OJ Mayo 20 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (4/12/2013)

Remember at the beginning of the season, when everybody thought OJ “Ovinton J’Anthony” Mayo was going to be the savior of the Mavs? He was shooting 45% from three and everybody was freaking out. I admit, I was freaking out a bit myself. Spray-painting ‘OJ MAYO 4 LYF” on the side of my car was…

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Jimmer Fredette 14 Points/1 Four-Pointer Full Highlights (4/12/2013)

Jimmer Fredette has 12 points at the half. If you are Kings coach Keith Smart, what do you do: A. Reward him for his spirited performance by giving him plenty of minutes in the second half. B. Punish him for taking that Jimmer-range three by not playing him until garbage time. C. Use your smartphone…

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Al Jefferson Career High 40 Points Full Highlights (4/12/2013)

Time machines are fun. To celebrate Al Jefferson’s 40 point game, I revved mine up and set the chronometer to about a decade ago. The location I set to Prentiss, Mississippi. Luckily my newer model has patented TerraLocation technology, so I don’t have to worry about orbits and solar movements and such. Anyway, I had…

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Josh McRoberts 17 Points Full Highlights (4/12/2013)

Josh “Don’t call me McBobs because I don’t really like that nickname” McRoberts is one of the league’s more anonymous players. I don’t know that much about him. He’s a pretty good dunker. Has a jumpshot. White. Looks like he’s gonna cry all the time. A pretty good player, maybe. If you watch these highlights,…

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David West 26 Points Full Highlights (4/12/2013)

David West is a nice player. He plays pretty good defense, though he likes to play the “tough guy” role a little too vigorously. He has a smooth jumper and some good post moves. One thing he doesn’t have, however, is fans. I’m a fan of his, so when I heard that David West would…

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Rashard Lewis 17 Points Full Highlights (4/10/2013)

Last season with the Wizards, Rashard Lewis got paid 21 million dollars to put up eight points per game on sub-40% shooting and sub-30% from deep. So as a thank you to the franchise that took on his bloated, crushing contract, he dropped a season-high 17 on them. For the benefit of the American contingent…

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