This is getting out of control. With his latest sixteen-point showing, Jonathan Isaac has now scored exactly sixteen points SEVEN TIMES this season. He’s putting me in the tough position of either making constant mediocre highlight videos (wasting my time) or ignoring his improved scoring to the ire of Magic fans. Meanwhile, he has only…
Read MoreDelon Wright Career High 25 Points Full Highlights (3/5/2019)
Ex-Grizzly Marc Gasol tonight: 8 points. Ex-Raptors tonight: Delon Wright, 25 points, Jonas Valanciunas, 17 points, C.J. Miles, 12 points. Those numbers themselves make the Raptors-Grizzlies trade at the deadline look bad for the Raptors, but lets check every player’s average with their new team before jumping to rash conclusions. Gasol: 11 PPG. Wright: 9…
Read MoreEvan Fournier 25 Points Full Highlights (3/5/2019)
I wonder if Evan Fournier is okay with the fact that his prime years are being squandered on the Magic. As a decent (and still relatively young) shooting guard, I’m sure he thinks about going to another situation where he would see more team success, but I’m sure he also realizes that your talents as…
Read MoreBojan Bogdanovic 27 Points Full Highlights (3/5/2019)
It’s a contract year for Bojan “Bojangles” Bogdanovic. I don’t want to imply unfairly that his vastly increased production this season has anything to do with angling for a gigantic contract from either the Pacers or another team, but, actually, yeah, that is what I want to imply. Bogdanovic knows full well that averaging 18…
Read MoreJustise Winslow 18 Points Full Highlights (3/4/2019)
I’ve got two comparisons for Justise Winslow here, and I need you to let me know which one you like better. If you have a third comparison, don’t even bother telling it to me, because it will be wrong and stupid, reflecting the wrong and stupid nature of your brain. So, is Winslow more like…
Read MoreDwight Powell 20 Points/6 Assists/5 Threes Full Highlights (3/4/2019)
This is a career high for Dwight Powell in the “assists” category. I put that in quotes because the first five of these assists range between “barely passable” (get it, passable????? hahahahah) and “Jokic-esque BS handoff that should never be an assist”. Luckily the final one is a nice spinning drop off to a Dorian…
Read MoreJae Crowder 20 Points Full Highlights (3/4/2019)
Everyone knows that the Celtics are kinda messed up right now. On the court, off the court, in the front office, there’s not much harmony in Boston right now. My solution: have the Celtics trade for Crowder, giving up one of their malcontents in the process. That can be the first step in rebuilding the…
Read MoreBuddy Hield 28 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (3/4/2019)
A few days ago, I put Buddy (my 12-foot-tall 3D-printed naked purple plastic statue of Buddy Hield) to work making me a whole bunch of extremely high-end graphics cards for me to mine Bitcoin with, as well as a server-class motherboard to house all the cards. Well, that part of my plot to become a…
Read MoreDeMarre Carroll 22 Points Full Highlights (3/4/2019)
I understand that the trade deadline has passed, but Adam Silver has personally given me his personal assurance that trades can still happen if both teams demonstrate a genuine need for the trade to happen. That’s why I think the Brooklyn Nets should trade DeMarre Carroll to the Toronto Raptors for Norman Powell and a…
Read MoreKelly Oubre 27 Points Full Highlights (3/4/2019)
The Suns are now the first team to beat the Bucks twice this season, and also the team to give them their first losing streak of the season. There are a lot of factors at play here, but one of the main ones is that Kelly Oubre just played with more energy than then entire…
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