Wow. This performance really came out of left field. From way, WAY out there. Leftest field. Because I thought Tim Hardaway Jr. was dead. Not, you know, metaphorically dead or figuratively dead. Like, dead for real. Not alive anymore. Am I the only one who remembers all the sad articles written about him dying? I…
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Dennis Schröder 18 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (3/16/2016)
Dënniß ßchrööder wants to have his own team. I want him to have his own team. Hawks fans want him to have his own team. Everybody wants him to have his own team. So why doesn’t he have his own team yet? There’s still plenty of time before the season ends where Dënniß can be…
Read MoreDennis Schröder 17 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (3/1/2016)
Dënniß ßchrööder can’t really be blamed for the Hawks’ OT loss to the Warriors. Sure, he missed two free throws in the overtime period that would have been nice to have, but he was otherwise blameless. It would have been sweet for the Hawks to end the Warriors’ home winning streak, but it wouldn’t have…
Read MoreDennis Schröder 25 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (2/20/2016)
Dënniß ßchrööder proved in this game that the Hawks don’t even really need Jeff Teague anymore. There were rumors that the Hawks wanted to move Teague and you can see why: ßchrööder has emerged from the slump which engulfed him at the start of the season to reclaim his throne as the best backup point…
Read MoreJeff Teague 24 Points Full Highlights (2/7/2016)
Jeff Teague is one of those players I ignore for no reason. However, a few things have conspired against me on this day to cause me to stop ignoring him, at least temporarily: -Nobody else has made Jeff Teague highlights -There were only four games last night and the highlight pickings are slim -He had…
Read MoreKent Bazemore 23 Points Full Highlights (2/7/2016)
I don’t want to tell you your business. You’re a free human being, and one of the benefits of your freedom is that you get to watch whatever videos on YouTube that you want. It also means that I’m free to tell you your business in the form of what you should watch, because as…
Read MorePaul Millsap 24 Points Full Highlights (2/5/2016)
“So let me get this straight. You want to improve the fan experience by getting me to dance around at halftime for five minutes?” Paul Millsap asked. “Yep,” replied Steve, the Hawks’ bespectacled marketing coordinator. “With dubstep.” “Don’t we have the dance team for that? The Hawks Hoes or whatever they’re called?” “They’re fine for…
Read MoreDennis Schröder 19 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (1/23/2016)
Who do we blame for the Hawks’ embarrassing loss to the undermanned, underperforming, and undertalented Suns last night? It would be too easy to blame Paul Millsap, who missed the game and whose scoring was dearly missed, but only a mistaken fool would actually go so far to pin the loss on a guy who…
Read MoreDennis Schröder 15 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (1/16/2016)
When was the last time I did highlights of some guy getting a lot of assists and even one of the assists was good enough to have a replay shown of it? Ever? It doesn’t happen very often, that’s for certain. What if I told you that there were not just one, but THREE replays…
Read MoreDennis Schröder 14 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (1/7/2016)
This video is not even really about Dënniß ßchrööder. Sure, it’s his name in the title and most of the clips show him doing stuff on the basketball court, but to say that this video is about him is like saying that the Bible is about God just because he gets mentioned three times per…
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