New idea for Hawks halftime entertainment: “The Thrillsap Experience”, where you get Paul Millsap to dance awkwardly for five minutes while the Hawks organ guy shreds the crap out of his organ and a heavy dubstep beat plays in the background. There should also be laser lights firing in every direction and in every color….
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Al Horford 26 Points/4 Threes Full Highlights (11/11/2015)
I’m consistently torn on whether Al Horford is too good to be included in this channel. It’s hard to tell. On one hand, he is an All-Star, which almost automatically disqualifies him right there. On the other hand, he has no fans outside the state of Georgia and the Dominican Republic, which, while not making…
Read MoreKent Bazemore Career High 25 Points Full Highlights (11/7/2015)
Kent Bazemore has impressed me this season by, you know, actually kind of playing good sorta. Why pay DeMarre Carroll big bucks to be a roleplayer when you can have similar-ish production for a fraction of the cost? Obviously, his improved play is a result of the Hawks system, but that doesn’t mean that he…
Read MoreKyle Korver 22 Points Full Highlights (11/6/2015)
Who else was getting a little worried about Kyle Korver? Don’t be ashamed. We’re all a little bit guilty. It’s hard to root against players like Kyle, so when he started the season 5-of-20 from the threezone, I found that, for the first time in my life, I didn’t resent him for being a stunning,…
Read MoreDennis Schröder 20 Points Full Highlights (11/4/2015)
Since when do mediocre players just up and say that they’re going to be the starter or they’re going to find a different team. Moreover, since when do teams actually take those threats seriously and make said player a starter? It’s like the old strategy of just walking into your boss’s office and demanding a…
Read MoreKent Bazemore 20 Points Full Highlights (11/1/2015)
Consider me a fan of the new Hawks jerseys. Triangles? I love me some god-damn triangles. Neon Colors? The 90’s never left, baby! Sign me up. Hell yeah. But this business of wearing shorts and jerseys of different colors? BARF. Somebody call the fashion gestapo! I’m not a fashion expert, so maybe my opinion doesn’t…
Read MoreKent Bazemore 19 Points Full Highlights (10/30/2015)
Kent “Bazed God” Bazemore being the starter for the Hawks probably means that the Hawks won’t be as good as last year. It also means that I get to make more Baze videos. So, it’s a win for me I guess, but a loss for Hawks fans. In time we will see if Baze can…
Read MoreDennis Schröder 20 Points Full Highlights (10/27/2015)
The hibernation complex was silent. Deep within its multitudinous chambers and corridors, two men gazed intently at the hibernation pod that was in front of them. All that separated the normal timeflow of their control room and the contracted timeflow of the hibernation chamber was a sheet of standard-issue plate glass. Inside the chamber, a…
Read MoreKyle Korver All 221 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2014-2015 Season Three-ilation Part II)
The story so far: I met a chick at Dunkin Donuts who was so hot and persistent that she made me break my vow to never again form relations with a woman. We went to my apartment and started watching Dude Where’s My Car. I took a pee break and when I came back she…
Read MoreKyle Korver All 221 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2014-2015 Season Three-ilation Part I)
As you all know, DownToBuck has been done with women since the beginning of the season because every time I get close to a lady, she somehow finds out about Kyle Korver and then runs away to go live with him or something. Honestly, I lose track of them once they split, so for all…
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