That’s real cool TNT. Real cool. Give us replays of everything but the one thing we most want to see replayed. Nobody even cares about sick baseline dunks anyway. Just another routine basketball play for a guy who probably does baseline dunks in every game. There was certainly never a point during Reggie Millers’ inane…
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Dennis Schröder 14 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (5/11/2015)
Dënniß ßchrööder is one of the keys to the Hawks winning this series after they tied it at 2-2. That’s my hot take, and trust me, it is HOT. With John Wall out with a smashed hand, Sessions is the starter. That leaves ßchrööder matched up on either Garrett Temple or Will Bynum most of…
Read MoreDennis Schröder 18 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (5/9/2015)
Screw off Paul Pierce. It’s fine when you do it to a team that everyone hates and has an annoying fanbase, like the Raptors. It’s not fine when you do it to a team that hasn’t won it all since 1958 (when they were still in St. Louis), a team with a fanbase who has…
Read MoreDeMarre Carroll 24 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (5/3/2015)
Think about how excited you are for DeMarre Carroll scoring 24 points. If you’re even slightly excited, then congratulations; you’re among the .00000002% of people in the world who share your excitement, however minimal it may be. Now consider how excited you would be if Carroll had taken his 21-point first half effort and replicated…
Read MoreDeMarre Carroll 22 Points Full Highlights (4/25/2015)
No one likes DeMarre Carroll. He’s the best defender for one of the best teams in the league, he has rad hair, and he can shoot threes. I was under the impression that “3 and D” guys were the guys most beloved by fans. So what’s the deal? Do you like DeMarre Carroll or not?…
Read MoreDennis Schröder 12 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (4/22/2015)
It is mildly concerning to me that the Hawks aren’t winning their games by more points than they are. How is the German Rondo supposed to get his ring when the Hawks can’t even curbstomp the Nets by thirty each game like they’re supposed to? Is it because they’re not giving enough minutes to the…
Read MoreKyle Korver 17 Points Full Highlights (4/22/2015)
Allen Iverson and Kyle Korver were teammates back in the old days before dress codes and advanced statistics. Young Korver was just a rookie, eager to be tutored by one of the greatest scorers in the game. Sharpen your pencils, kiddos, it’s quiz time! How much of the future All-Star Kyle Korver’s All-Stariness can we…
Read MoreDennis Schröder 21 Points Full Highlights (4/15/2015)
Dënniß ßchrööder is like Bojan Bogdanovic in that if he has a good game and you don’t make highlights right away, fans from his home country (in this case, Germany) will post comments on all your videos until you make the video they want. They will also order pizzas for your address and disseminate pictures…
Read MoreJohn Jenkins 17 Points Full Highlights (4/12/2015)
Call me crazy, but I still think John Jenkins can be a good player in the NBA. Injuries have screwed him over, and he hasn’t gotten a true chance to show what he can do, at least not since the end of his rookie year. The Hawks are too good now to give him the…
Read MoreMike Muscala 17 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (4/10/2015)
Mike Muscala reclined on his couch, eager for another night of ESPN. There was always the chance that his name would get dropped at some point, given that he had been the game’s leading scorer. And if there was even a chance that the name “Mike Muscala” would escape a reporter’s lips, it was his…
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