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Jae Crowder 22 Points Full Highlights (2/29/2016)

Quick quiz: how severely was Jae Crowder underutilized in Dallas? a. Very underutilized; Rick Carlisle only knows how to utilize veteran players b. Somewhat underutilized c. He was properly utilized because he needed to develop d. He was overutilized and actually sucks e. He’s actually still being underutilized by Brad Stevens Leave your answer in…

Jae Crowder Career High 27 Points Full Highlights (2/22/2016)

Jae Crowder: big shot taker/maker? According to Celtics commentator/living legend Brian Scalabrine, yes! He mentions it a whole bunch of times in this video. So many times that I feel like I should take him at his word on the matter. I mean, he knows a thing or two about taking and making big shots….

Jared Sullinger 21 Points Full Highlights (2/7/2016)

Jared Sullinger matched up pretty well against DeMarcus Cousins in this game. While Cousins is definitely taller, Sullinger is definitely fatter, so it was an even contest. One could even conjecture that the scale was tippled slightly in favor of Sully, possessing as he does a gigantic rear end with which to bully players who…

Tyler Zeller 16 Points Full Highlights (2/2/2016)

I was trying to figure out why I hadn’t yet this year made Tyler Zeller highlights. After sitting at my desk and engaging in baseless speculation for a few minutes, I figured it was probably because he’s a bad locker-room presence who regularly fights with teammates and coaches alike. It’s gotta be something like that…

Marcus Smart Career High 26 Points Full Highlights (1/31/2016)

These highlights just aren’t the same without the Boston commentating crew. Tommy Heinsohn/Mike Gorman rasping “Mahcuss Smaht” after every Marcus Smart triple would have really put this thing over the top. Instead, we get the Magic commentators acting incredulous that Smart could hit so many triples. I mean, I don’t blame them at all for…

Avery Bradley 27 Points Full Highlights (1/27/2016)

Is there anyone still around who is a fan of Avery Bradley? He had a lot of fans in his earlier days with the Celtics, when he couldn’t score for beans but played defense like a mutha. He was one of the most hyped players in the league in those days, and I didn’t get…

Jared Sullinger 18 Points Full Highlights (1/22/2016)

Are you allowed to say “Jesus” as an oath on television? Because Tommy Heinsohn just totally did it (0:49) and I haven’t heard about him getting fired or anything. Mike Gorman tried to cover up the “Jesus” with some play-by-play but you can still totally tell what he’s saying. Rules for TV are different than…

Avery Bradley 21 Points Full Highlights (1/22/2016)

There are too many non-midrange-jumpers in this video. I don’t know about you guys, but when I want to watch Avery Bradley highlights, it’s because I want to watch midrange jumpers. There are no other reasons for wanting to watch Avery Bradley highlights. This video starts off good, with Avery Bradley hitting two midrange jumpers,…

Marcus Smart Triple Double 10 pts/11 asts/11 rebs Full Highlights (1/15/2015)

If Marcus Smart was LeBron James or Russell Westbrook, the NBA would take a look at this triple-double. But he isn’t, and they won’t, so it’s all good. All the assists are, at least, instances where he passed the ball (unlike that Giannis trip-dub). There was an offensive rebound that was kind of iffy, where,…