Kelly Olynyk 21 Points Full Highlights (1/15/2016)

I was getting a little antsy for a while there. Game after game, night after night, Kelly Olynyk trotting out onto the court with his hair styled as a “man-bun”. Here’s DTB’s “Style Tip of the Day”: if you don’t have a super-rugged looking beard, you can’t pull off a man-bun. You just can’t. It’s…

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Jae Crowder 25 Points Full Highlights (1/13/2016)

It’s unfortunate for Jae Crowder that he has improved so much in a season where C.J. McCollum and Will Barton have also improved by a ton. In lots of years, he would be getting serious consideration for the Most Improved Player award. Instead, he gets to toil in obscurity for a decent but unexciting Celtics…

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Jae Crowder Career High 25 Points Full Highlights (1/4/2016)

Take a look at that thumbnail image. Just take a quick look. Done yet? Yeah. I’m intimidated now. Jae Crowder could no doubt kick my ass totally if we ever came to blows. Not like we would, because one-hundred percent of the time I would take the pussy route in any confrontation and say stuff…

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Jae Crowder Career High 24 Points Full Highlights (12/18/2015)

Jae Crowder’s dreads just look more pillowy by the day. In real life they’re probably all prickly and stiff, but on my computer monitor they look like thick ropes made out of pure bunny fur. I want to touch them. I want to fondle them. Is there somebody I can contact to make this happen?…

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Kelly Olynyk 28 Points Full Highlights (12/11/2015)

That’s it. No one is ever going to beat the Warriors. Not ever. If Kelly Olynyk scoring an improbable 28 isn’t enough to get the job done, what will? The answer is nothing. Nothing except for Kelly Olynyk scoring 30, or even 32. That might do it, depending on the situation. Another basket for him…

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Kelly Olynyk 21 Points Full Highlights (12/7/2015)

At the end of this video, the Pelicans commentator who isn’t Joel Meyers is in total disbelief that Kelly Olynyk could drop 21 on his team. After making subtle jabs the whole game, he is probably frustrated that the dude who is supposed to suck just scored a bunch of points. So he casts a…

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Kelly Olynyk 21 Points Full Highlights (12/3/2015)

Kelly Olynyk sat alone at the bus station on the far outskirts of Kamloops. It was raining, the kind of rain that signaled the ending of summer, steady and cold, letting you know that snow was now only weeks away. It was late. How long he had been waiting for a bus, any bus, he…

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Avery Bradley 25 Points Full Highlights (11/30/2015)

I’m so done with Brian Scalabrine as a commentator. If you can look past the blinding glare of his novelty as a player, you’ll find a guy who sounds like he’s yelling all the time while saying his rambling former-player thoughts that go nowhere. I think I like Heinsohn better. Yes, I said it. Count…

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Avery Bradley 25 Points Full Highlights (11/24/2015)

Another midrange jumpshooting clinic for Avery Bradley. This facet of his game used to annoy me, but with the inexorable rise in prominence of the three-point shot, I’m actually a little refreshed by his desire to shoot long twos coming off screens. Not many players will attempt such a shot more than once or twice…

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R.J. Hunter 12 Points Full Highlights (11/24/2015)

Quick quiz: what would the proper formatting for the title of this video be? A: Points (11/24/2015) R. Full J. Highlights Hunter 12 B: Hunter 12 J. R. Highlights (11/24/2015) Points Full C: (11/24/2015) 12 Points Full J. Highlights Hunter R. D: R.J. Hunter 12 Points Full Highlights (11/24/2015) Answer: I don’t know. Please help….

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