Charlotte Hornets – Page 34

Frank Kaminsky 17 Points Full Highlights (1/18/2016)

Martin Luther King Jr. didn’t die so that Michael Jordan could clap for the on-court accomplishments of a white person.

Nicolas Batum 25 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (1/15/2016)

Nicolas Batum stepped out of the Barcelona airport with a single goal in mind. The address of his target had already been acquired. He hailed a taxi, and when he slipped into the backseat of the cab, he handed the driver a small slip of paper with the address written on it. Nic was not…

Frank Kaminsky 18 Points Full Highlights (1/15/2016)

For the full Frank Kaminsky experience, I suggest watching this video of him scoring 18 followed by watching the video I just made of Ryan Anderson scoring 32. Such an arrangement of highlights will provide the best of both worlds for Frank; him doing about as much scoring as we could have hoped for this…

Troy Daniels 13 Points Full Highlights (1/6/2016)

I can’t figure out why Troy Daniels doesn’t get any minutes. He must have some serious defensive deficiencies or something, because on the surface, he is pretty much an Anthony Morrow-level sharpshooter. Remember, this is the dude whose career playoff winshares/48 are above .200. He’s shooting 48% from the splash-zone this year. Either Steve Clifford…

Jeremy Lamb 22 Points Full Highlights (1/4/2016)

Why does Jeremy Lamb look so sleepy all the time? His eyes are half-closed even when he’s going hard. If I walked around looking that sleepy people would ask me if I needed a nap. One has to wonder if Jeremy’s perpetual just-woke-up-after-not-enough-sleep look is effecting his league-wide value. Nobody wants a lazy oaf with…

Frank Kaminsky 23 Points Full HIghlights (12/23/2015)

I’m gonna be honest with you: These might be the most unentertaining rookie-year 23 point highlights that I’ve ever seen. It’s just not fun to watch at all. Yeah, it’s Frank Kaminsky, and yeah, he’s scoring a career-high in points. That description is way more fun than the video itself. Maybe I’ve been watching too…

Jeremy Lin 35 Points Full Highlights (12/17/2015)

Jeremy Lin was curled up in his papasan along with his dog, Aethelstan. He fidgeted with his phone nervously. “What do you think, boy, should I do it?” He muttered to Aethelstan, who responded by rearranging himself so as to be more tightly wound around his owner’s legs. Jeremy sighed. He had nagged Dirk Nowitzki…

Frank Kaminsky 15 Points Full Highlights (12/11/2015)

Frank Kaminsky was getting ready for the game against the Grizzlies, when he noticed a slouched, white-bearded figure in the corner of the locker room, beckoning him. He wondered how he had noticed the man before; the mass of blankets covering him as he sat in a rocking-chair were out of place amongst the athletic…

Marvin Williams 18 Points Full Highlights (12/9/2015)

It might seem a little weird to you that Marvin Williams AKA “Warvin Milliams” is currently having his best season in half a decade. An old man like him should be withering into the obscure dust of time, not experiencing a career revitalization. Then you remember that he entered the league at age 19 and…

Cody Zeller 17 Points Full Highlights (12/5/2015)

Maybe I’m displaying my ignorance here, but wasn’t Cody Zeller supposed to be more of a scorer than he is right now? It’s his third year in the league and he’s only scored in the twenties two times. I get that he’s been competing with Al Jefferson for those three years, thus robbing him of…