Why does Jeremy Lamb look so sleepy all the time? His eyes are half-closed even when he’s going hard. If I walked around looking that sleepy people would ask me if I needed a nap. One has to wonder if Jeremy’s perpetual just-woke-up-after-not-enough-sleep look is effecting his league-wide value. Nobody wants a lazy oaf with no motor on their team, and Jeremy looks the part. He can run up and down the court for ten minutes straight and you’ll come away thinking “that guy looks really disengaged” and “he’s not putting in 100% effort”. That’s unfair. Is there eyelid surgery or something that we can set Jeremy up with?
If he ends up washing out of the league because of his condition, I’ve got a proposal for him: I’ll pay him forty dollars a month to live with me rent free and we can take naps all the time. Me and him and my kitty Japurri Purrker who loves sleeping too. No touching or anything weird, though. Just naps and maybe some cuddles. Man-cuddles.