Chicago Bulls – Page 40

Kirk Hinrich 20 Points Full Highlights (10/31/2014)

I bet Kirk Hinrich kind of wishes that Derrick Rose would stop getting injured, and he could just ease off into retirement. Nope. Year after year he gets big minutes, hand delivered by Mr. Injuries himself. Minutes that he probably feels every day when he wakes up and for a few hours after. The executives…

Doug McDermott 12 Points/1 Dunk Bulls Debut Full Highlights (10/29/2014)

With a new NBA season comes my obligation to update my various player power rankings. The “maniacal-est chucker” and “stumpiest legs” lists alike need to be amended. First one on the docket: “most punchable face”. Luckily plastic surgery is not common among NBA players, so the bulk of the work went into assigning rookies their…

Jimmer Fredette 17 Points Full Highlights (4/14/2014)

I can just imagine the excitement of Jimmer-nation when it was announced that he was released by the Kings and picked up by the Bulls. “Finally, Jimmer can play for a competent organization with a great coach who recognizes talent! Better burn all my Kings gear and pick up some Bulls swag!” They thought those…

Mike Dunleavy 22 Points/1 Dunk Full Highlights (3/31/2014)

In addition to his myriad talents in the art of highlight compiling, DownToBuck is also an expert in the field of SEO, or search-engine optimization. I utilized both these skills in the presentation of this video. You can see my usual artistry at work as Dunleavy scores 22 points. But look also at the title…

Mike Dunleavy 21 Points/1 Injury Full Highlights (3/13/2014)

Mike Dunleavy, henceforth referred to as “Manleavy”, is allegedly a dirty player. That’s why DeMarcus Cousins hates him. However, since Manleavy is white, he is a “tough competitor” as opposed to an “out-of-control thug”. Let us do away with the concept of race entirely and just accept the fact that all professional athletes are thugs!…

Taj Gibson 22 Points Full Highlights (3/5/2014)

Taj Gibson, having been shown the ways of womanizing and chauvinism, was a reformed man. No longer obsessed with the cheerleader Caroline, whose body had been defiled in vile ways by Mike Dunleavy’s “Man Sauce”, he freely and frequently bedded all manner of hot women. He even garnered a reputation among his teammates for being…

Kirk Hinrich 19 Points Full Highlights (2/19/2014)

The Bulls have remained semi-competitive this year despite the passing of Derrick Rose. This is not good news for their fans who, when Derrick went down, wanted nothing more than to tank. What good is a one-and-done playoff appearance when you could get the number 1 pick and draft Kyle Anderson? You can blame Tom…

Taj Gibson Career High 26 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (1/22/2014)

Taj flipped idly through his mail. He didn’t know why he bothered; fan mail sent through the postal service was becoming less and less, and nothing else of any great import ever was present in these large stacks of letters. Then, a light pink envelope caught his eye. Usually that color signified the fan mail…

D.J. Augustin 27 Points Full Highlights (1/20/2014)

DJ Augustin was recently waived by the Toronto Raptors. And for good reason too, as he was totally sucking. He didn’t get much of a chance, but how many chances does one deserve when one screws them all up? But now he gets to start for an injury-ravaged Bulls team who desperately needed a point…

D.J. Augustin 19 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (1/18/2014)

D.J. Augustin might be a pretty good basketball player. Elite free throw shooter, good distributor, and can be counted on to hit threes when necessary. But he’s not the best DJ around. That would be me. My beats are off the charts. When I’m spinning my records and mixing on the fly, I have to…