I have been thinking very hard and very studiously about it, and I have come to this conclusion: there is literally no way to stop a Luka Doncic/Boban Marjanovic pick-and-roll. This conclusion is the result of in-depth discussions with experts in the field, analysis of video footage (provided by some goofball going under the moniker…
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Seth Curry 27 Points Full Highlights (3/1/2020)
Tonight was supposed to be the night that Stephen Curry finally returned from his injury (incurred as a result of getting sat on by Aron Baynes, damn, what even happened to that dude it’s like when he injured one of the league’s most beloved superstars he sent himself on a downward trajectory along with Curry),…
Read MoreSeth Curry Career High 37 Points/8 Threes Full Highlights (2/28/2020)
Assuming that Stephen Curry comes back from injury as a lesser version of himself who doesn’t get big minutes on a hobbled and aspirationless Warriors team, I would say that the chances are extremely good that Seth Curry just had a better game tonight than Steph is going to have this entire season. I mean,…
Read MoreSeth Curry 19 Points Full Highlights (2/24/2020)
Remember back to the distant, barely-remembered past of the 2013-14 season? That season, Seth Curry made his NBA debut, playing one game with the Grizzlies and one game with the Cavaliers. He played 12 total minutes and made one field goal. I’m going to be honest with you. When the so-called “lesser” Curry first made…
Read MoreTim Hardaway Jr. 23 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (2/24/2020)
Tim Hardaway Jr. is currently twelfth in the league in made three-pointers. That’s a bit skewed in favor of him because of the notable absences of some prolific three-point bombers (Curry, Thompson, Durant, Irving, probably some others I’m forgetting), but it’s still pretty good for a player who is just a role-player, a player who…
Read MoreSeth Curry 22 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (2/22/2020)
It was recently announced that Stephen Curry will soon be ready to return to the court. He’ll be returning to a Warriors team that doesn’t really need him (because winning games it not the priority at this point), but all of the Warriors’ higher-ups seem to think that Steph will be playing the season out,…
Read MoreTim Hardaway Jr. 33 Points Full Highlights (2/22/2020)
OFFICIAL DTB POLICY UPDATE: Under no circumstances will I ever, EVER, show assists in a Tim Hardaway Jr. video. Except, of course, if other people are doing the assisting and THJ is doing the scoring. The reason for this unexpected but necessary update to DTB’s OFFICIAL policies? Simply put, it’s because the whole point of…
Read MoreMaxi Kleber Career High 26 Points Full Highlights (2/21/2020)
“Woooo! Get me another stein! I’m on a roll here!” Willie Cauley-Stein yelled as he easily downed what must have been his tenth beer of the evening. “Going to this authentic German restaurant was a great idea, Maxi!” Maxi Kleber, who had been forced into wearing a pair of too-small lederhosen for the occasion of…
Read MoreSeth Curry 18 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (2/12/2020)
Six assists seems like a lot for Seth Curry until you remember (or learn for the first time, if you’re a filthy casual) that he had a 15-assist game with the Kings in the penultimate game of the 2015-16 season. My video for that performance sadly was purged during the DTB-pocalypse, but I still have…
Read MoreTim Hardaway Jr. 33 Points Full Highlights (2/10/2020)
Tim Hardaway Jr. was easily capable of these types of scoring performances while he was in New York (and, to a lesser extent, Atlanta). He’s clearly still capable of them in Dallas, but he’s not asked to do it as often thanks to the prominent presence of a certain second-year Slovenian wunderkind named Zoran Dragic….
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