Andre Drummond 23 Points Full Highlights (12/12/2014)

Poor Andre Drummond. The one time he makes a free throw, it actually turns out that it might have been better for him to miss it. A cruel turning of fate. He made it, though, and the Suns failed to get a shot, and the Pistons won, so it’s all good. I can’t imagine that…

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Greg Monroe 22 Points Full Highlights (12/9/2014)

In the interest of journalistic ethics, I must disclose something at the forefront of this description. Moose needed 22 shot attempts to score 22 points: the dreaded “Jordan Crawford” effect. A player who scores as many or fewer points than the amount of field goals they attempt rarely is having a positive effect on the…

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Josh Smith 23 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (12/6/2014)

We are almost a quarter of the way through the season, and Josh Smith is still shooting a mere 38% from the field. I won’t rip into Joshy here too much, since I know a lot of his fans will end up reading my words, but Christ, he needs to pick his shots better. Now…

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Kyle Singler 21 Points Full Highlights (12/6/2014)

I warned Kyle in my last description that he shouldn’t have any more good games. Apparently he doesn’t watch his own highlight videos, because here I am, making another Singler video. Even the mention of his last name catapults me into a whirling vortex of loneliness. “Singler”. That describes my life right now. Yesterday I…

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Andre Drummond 27 Points/5 Blocks Full Highlights (12/3/2014)

Andre Drummond has received a lot of flak this year for being really crappy. He’s picked it up in the last few games, but 44% shooting isn’t good at all for a guy who doesn’t leave the paint. There are a lot of reasons for his slump. The main one is that SVG is trying…

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Kentavious Caldwell-Pope 23 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (11/30/2014)

The peril of a being a highlight compiler is that, despite my efforts to watch all the teams, I end up seeing more of the good than the bad when it comes to players. That’s just how it is. So imagine my surprise when I find out that Kentavious is shooting under 36% on the…

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Spencer Dinwiddie 10 Points Full Highlights (11/26/2014)

I don’t know what I expected from Spencer Dinwiddie coming into the season. It’s safe to say, though, that any expectations I may have had did not include him shooting pull-up threes. Where did he get the idea that he could do something like that? Not even Jennings does that much anymore. Unless your name…

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Andre Drummond 23 Points/9 Dunks Full Highlights (11/25/2014)

Andre Drummond has had a slow start to the year, a troubling development for Pistons fans who lean on Andre as their only young player who is any good. The culprit is easy to spot; Stan Van Gundy is trying to turn Andre into Dwight Howard, wins and stats be damned. It’s a good idea…

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Kyle Singler 21 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (11/15/2014)

Making these highlights really hurt. Every time I see the word “Singler”, it reminds me how I don’t have a GF right now. I know, I know, DTB doesn’t need a girl. He’s had his heart broken too many times. He has begun a new era of his life where his actions are not dictated…

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Brandon Jennings 29 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (11/14/2014)

Brandon Jennings @BRAND0NJENNINGS – 14 Nov 2014 When u take any shot u want and who give a fuk about the coach #justchuckerthings Brandon Jennings @BRAND0NJENNINGS – 14 Nov 2014 When u chuck urself off a team #justchuckerthings Brandon Jennings @BRAND0NJENNINGS – 14 Nov 2014 When u take 15 shot a game but u dont…

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