Walking proudly into the Pistons locker room, Kentavious Caldwell-Pope coughed loudly to announce his presence. “Sup guys.” Most of the other Pistons didn’t even look up, but the few that did, stared. Kentavious was dressed in full papal regalia, triregnum perched on his head and the Pallium vestment adorning his body. In his hand he…
Read MoreTag: Detroit Pistons
Kentavious Caldwell-Pope 20 Points Full Highlights (11/5/2014)
Kentavious Caldwell-Pope had a really good game to end the season last year, something like 30 points. That was not a good time to have his best game of the season; Pistons fans had the whole offseason to think about how good he was and his current woes can be chalked up to a slump….
Read MoreCaron Butler 24 Points Full Highlights (10/30/2014)
I didn’t expect to see something like this at any point this season. I guess that’s what makes the NBA so much fun; crazy things can happen at any time. Caron Butler just took over the game, and almost brought the Pistons back from the depths of sheol. Sure, he still has the ability to…
Read MoreAndre Drummond All 183 Dunks Full Highlights (2013-14 Season Dunkilation)
What is the point of dunking? Sure, there are plenty of obvious reasons: it scores points in an efficient manner, it looks impressive, and it is fun to do. But, as far as I know, nobody has ever looked deeper into the matter, to glean the societal and philosophical implications of the basketball shot known…
Read MoreKentavious Caldwell-Pope Career High 30 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (4/16/2014)
Let us take a moment and reflect on the dismal failure that was the Pistons’ season. Remember: this was a team that wanted to make the playoffs. It’s not like they were tanking anything. They just constructed a roster to win games and failed at it. It’s kind of like the city of Detroit itself;…
Read MoreRodney Stuckey 22 Points Full Highlights (4/11/2014)
Rodney Stuckey’s contract is almost up. He knows that his time in Detroit is almost over, if he so desires. That has to be a great feeling after being trapped in the Pistons’ dank cell of mediocrity for his entire career. Sure, it would be a great story if he stayed with the Pistons for…
Read MoreAndre Drummond 26 Points/26 Rebounds Full Highlights (4/11/2014)
Apparently there is a freshly leaked sexy pic of Andre Drummond’s former girlfriend, Jennette McCurdy. The timing of this is interesting, since Drummond was unceremoniously dumped somewhat recently, but before the pic in question was released. He denies all involvement, of course. But we all know the truth. Andre has rendered the world a great…
Read MorePeyton Siva Career High 12 Points Full Highlights (4/11/2014)
Is it weird that the second-best player (sorry Dieng fans) on the best college basketball team in the country can barely make the NBA? I guess it just speaks to how different the two games are, and that being short in the NBA really, really sucks. I was regretting not making highlights of Siva’s 10…
Read MoreAndre Drummond 23 Points Full Highlights (4/4/2014)
Guys, listen up. 6’10” isn’t even that tall. I mean, it’s pretty tall, but there are a lot of similarly tall dudes in the NBA. So how the heck does Andre Drummond get all these offensive rebounds? It’s not like other players just stop rebounding as soon as he gets near them. They’re trying their…
Read MoreKentavious Caldwell-Pope 16 Points/2 Blocks Full Highlights (3/28/2014)
This is Kentavious’ second-highest scoring game of the season. Which is odd, as he has started 40 games. For being a top-10 pick this guy can’t score at all. He lost his starter’s position and most of his minutes a while back due to this problem. My personal view is that he’s not aggressive enough…
Read More