Detroit Pistons – Page 44

Andre Drummond 16 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (11/12/2013)

Remember when Brandon Jennings said it was going to be lob city in Detroit? That was a lie. Well, there are some lobs being thrown, but Jennings is not the one throwing them. He’s too busy jacking up shots like a maniac. It’s a good thing that the remainder of the team outside Jennings are…

Andre Drummond 15 Points/5 Dunks Full Highlights (11/3/2013)

One of the biggest news items of the summer for vapid celebrity worshipers was that Andre Drummond was courting some Nickelodeon teen star. Someone named “Jeanette McCurdy”. First question is, how can she be a celebrity if I’ve never heard of her? Second question is, does she even realize how much of a beast her…

Kentavious Caldwell-Pope 13 Points Full Highlights (11/1/2013)

I don’t know the names of the Pistons’ commentators, and I don’t especially care. But I am speaking to them now directly: what Kentavious Caldwell-Pope did on Friday night was NOT a “windmill jam”. IT WASN’T EVEN CLOSE. Yeah, it was a jam, they got that part right. But I failed to see the part…

Josh Smith Pistons Debut 19 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (10/30/2013)

The Pistons are one of the more intriguing teams this year. Eager to bring back the championship days of old, they brought in Josh Smith(???) and Brandon Jennings(???????). Talk to fans of either the Hawks or the Bucks and they will say that their respective player, while putting up gaudy numbers, didn’t really help their…

Greg Monroe 27 Points/16 Rebounds Full Highlights (4/15/2013)

The Pistons should trade Greg Monroe. They have Andre Drummond, and there isn’t really a reason to have two great centers on the same team. Unless you think one of them can play PF. There are lots of teams who need a good center, so they should be able to get a pretty good return…

Andre Drummond Career High 29 Points/7 Dunks Full Highlights (4/10/2013)

I don’t even want to think about how bad Andre Drummond is going dominate everybody in a few years. Hell, he’s dominating them now. Give him a couple seasons and he’s going to be unstoppable. Literally unable to be stopped. The reign of Andre is coming. God help us all. Editor’s note – Oh god…

Jonas Jerebko 17 Points Full Highlights (4/7/2013)

The Detroit Pistons are bad. Not only are they bad, they also don’t really have a surfeit of young talent ready to rise up and make them good again. Unless you consider Jonas Jerebko “young” and “talented”. Which I guess he is. Kind of. But is he really the guy you build around for future…

Greg Monroe 24 Points/17 Rebounds Full Highlights (4/3/2013)

Greg Monroe and Andre Drummond. Just think about that for a second. One player is already a top five center in the league, with a sweet touch around the rim. The other has a ceiling located in the stratosphere, and is already an excellent defender. If you are not jealous of the Pistons right now,…

Jose Calderon 19 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (4/1/2013)

Imagine the emotions running through Jose Calderon’s head as he starts in Toronto wearing another team’s colors. Confusion. Sadness. Bitterness. Lust. All these and more clouding his brain, making it hard to focus on the game. He manages to make it through the first half, but in his haze of feeling, accidentally starts heading to…