Elfrid Payton – Page 5

Elfrid Payton 19 Points/11 Assists Full Highlights (3/4/2016)

Is it just me or is Elfrid Payton’s hairnado looking slightly less tornadic lately? I remember it expanding to monstrous proportions, but now it almost looks like a normal hairstyle that normal non-alien humans would willingly sculpt on their heads. Did he just walk into the barber shop and say “hey barber could you take…

Elfrid Payton 21 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (1/20/2016)

I haven’t watched a ton of Magic games this year (there are a lot of games to watch and only so many hours with which to watch them), so someone more knowledgeable than me about Orlando will have to answer me this: Can Elfrid Payton shoot jumpers at all? I seem to recall making some…

Elfrid Payton 24 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (11/18/2015)

There is a new civic engineering crisis in America. It is all of our duties to spread news of this impending disaster. Elfrid Payton’s hair looks like it’s going to collapse in on itself at any moment. It dangles precariously from the top of his head, one sudden move from total loss of structural integrity….

Elfrid Payton Triple Double 22 Pts/10 Asts/10 Rebs Full Highlights (3/20/2015)

Man, some of these rookies are leaving it a little late to be making a push for the Rookie of the Year award. Elfrid Payton, Nerlens Noel, Nikola Mirotic, it’s like they got together for a meeting and said “You know, this Andrew Wiggins dude, he’s not even that good, someone else should try to…

Elfrid Payton Triple Double 15 Pts/12 Asts/10 Rebs Full Highlights (3/18/2015)

I would’ve taken the shot too. Just grabbed the last rebound for my triple double, dribbling up the court, the chance to take the go-ahead shot with 30 seconds left after trailing the whole game? I ain’t passing. That ball is going up, and it’s going in the hole. It’s what every kid dreams about….

Elfrid Payton 19 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (1/18/2015)

One of the positives of the Magic being this bad (again), is that we get to see young talent blossom before our eyes. The husks of Ben Gordon and Willie Green barely get playing time anymore, replaced by Devyn Marble and Elfrid “Elvenefrid” Payton. I don’t know if what Marble is doing could be considered…

Elfrid Payton Career High 22 Points/12 Assists Full Highlights (1/16/2015)

The board was laid out in front of Elfrid Payton, the pieces arranged precisely. Across from him was fellow rookie Devyn Marble. They had taken refuge in one of the lesser-used training rooms, and thus far, had not been disturbed in their studies. “And you see here, with this seemingly obvious move, bishop G-1, that…

Elfrid Payton 11 Points/11 Assists Full Highlights (12/19/2014)

In lieu of talking about how awesome Elfrid Payton is (moderately awesome, in case you wondering), I’m going to talk about how awesome Buffalo wings are. The chicken companies scored a major coup when they convinced the American public that legs and wings, formerly the least desirable parts of the bird, were actually really good…

Elfrid Payton 16 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (11/21/2014)

Elfrid Payon, like a lot of rookies past and present, is shooting really badly in his inaugural season. His tendency to get shots in the paint blocked and his lack of a consistent jumper combine to form one horrendous field-goal percentage. His passing ability looks good, the best out of all the rookies, but when…