Is it just me or is Elfrid Payton’s hairnado looking slightly less tornadic lately? I remember it expanding to monstrous proportions, but now it almost looks like a normal hairstyle that normal non-alien humans would willingly sculpt on their heads. Did he just walk into the barber shop and say “hey barber could you take four inches off my sprawling vortex of hair?”
Luckily, if he did whack some of his hair off, there’s still enough of it left that he still has the faux-bang effect happening where a part of his hair shelf droops in front of his face. There are women out there who who would sacrifice their left ovary to get bangs that look half as good as what Elfrid has going on.
All these new hair developments make it almost an afterthought that Elfrid put up 19 and 11 while losing to the lowly Suns. I made these highlights but I couldn’t tell you who any of the passes were to or if Elfrid hit any jumpers or anything like that. He might have dunked it. Might have. I can’t promise that he did. I was too distracted to notice.