*Before the game* “Hey David, man, can I ask a favor?” “Sure Steph what is it?” “You know Hibbert? That guy’s been pissing me off lately. I want you to get something started with him, so I can have an excuse to go in and rough him up a bit. Just give him a shove…
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Carl Landry 19 Points Full Highlights (2/24/2013)
Once upon a time, in a land known as Sacramento, Carl Landry would score 19 points or more with regularity. But then he got traded to the Hornets and has been a bench player ever since. If I was Landry I would try to get on a team that needs a good power forward, because…
Read MoreHarrison Barnes 19 Points Full Highlights (2/6/2013)
So, Harrison Barnes scored 19 points on 7-of-9 shooting. That’s good. He also made three out of four attempts from the Goodwill stripe. That’s good. The bad: his statline was otherwise completely empty – except for a lone steal which came with less than second left in the first half. No rebounds. No assists. No…
Read MoreKlay Thompson Career High 32 Points Full Highlights (1/29/2013)
Klay Thompson is an integral part of a major discussion in today’s NBA. Race. More specifically, is Klay Thompson a white dude or a black dude. Or something else? I don’t know, man. He LOOKS white. Really white. He even has a Jew-looking nose. But his dad Mychal Thompson was definitely a black dude. So…
Read MoreAndrew Bogut 12 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (1/28/2013)
Andrew Bogut is pretty much a walking injury machine. Not his fault, of course, but when people look back into the history books they’re gonna say “Andrew Bogut. Dude just couldn’t stay healthy. And why did the Bucks pick him over the GOAT Chris Paul?”. Which is too bad, because he’s actually a really good…
Read MoreHarrison Barnes 21 Points Full Highlights (1/13/2012)
If you know me, then you know I like to accuse people of being busts. Pretty much everybody is a bust in my eyes. But Warriors fans will be glad to note that I do not think Harrison Barnes is a bust. A bust would never shoot five-of-six from the triple zone. Here’s my list…
Read MoreStephen Curry 29 Points/1 Dunk/7 Assists Full Highlights (1/13/2013)
It’s unbelievable how well Stephen Curry is shooting the ball from three. Just frickin’ unbelievable. Over 45%. On high volume. Someone just give this man the MVP, no one is better than him this year. Not only is he the best shooter in the game, he also has refined point guard skills and here’s the…
Read MoreJarrett Jack 20 Points/Game-Winning Assist vs Heat Full Highlights (12/12/2012)
Before reading this description, make sure you are seated properly in your chair and not in the process of consuming any beverages. Ready? Here we go: The Warriors are currently 15-7. Raise your hand if you just felt a little heart attack. That was your body reacting violently and instinctively to the godless unnatural state…
Read MoreKlay Thompson 27 Points Full Highlights (12/5/2012)
Klay Thompson’s dad, Mychal, was an accomplished NBA player. But he only made one three-pointer during his entire career. His son Klay regularly makes more threes than that in a single quarter (including this game, where he splashes five treys in the third). Even Klay’s scrubby castoff brother Mychel Thompson made more threes than that…
Read MoreStephen Curry 31 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (11/19/2012)
Quick quiz: which part of Stephen Curry is made of glass? A) Face B) Ankles C) Colon D) None of the above as he is mostly carbon. Answer: B) Ankles! Curry has glass ankles and he can barely walk out the front door without thousands of ankle shards spraying out in every direction. You can…
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