Houston Rockets – Page 37

Isaiah Canaan Career High 21 Points Full Highlights (11/8/2014)

That crazy system the Rockets’ D-League affiliate has where they just jack threes the whole game paid off last year when one of its products, Troy Daniels, hit a clutch three in the playoffs. That same system failed to provide dividends with Robert Covington. But Its paying off again with Isaiah Canaan, who had a…

Terrence Jones 25 Points Full Highlights (11/1/2014)

Terrence Jones PER of 25.9 is pretty damn good. Yes, I understand it’s only been three games, but he has looked like a legit beast out there. If Houston does in fact possess a “big three” (every team does, you just have to adjust your definition of “big”), that three would be Harden, Howard, and…

Terrence Jones 16 Points Full Highlights (10/28/2014)

An annual pastime of a basketball fan is participating in “bold prediction” discussions. This is where fans display their homerism by pegging their awful team for a playoff berth or auguring by the birds in the sky that their favorite scrubby player will score 20 a game. Conversely, predictions not involving their favorite team tend…

Dwight Howard All 195 Dunks Full Highlights (2013-14 Season Dunkilation)

Dwight Howard nervously sat in his car in the parking lot of McDonald’s store #59351. He tried to play it cool, but there was no need, really; it was an off hour and there was almost nobody in the parking lot or the restaurant. He would know, as he had been scoping out the place…

Chandler Parsons All 53 Dunks Full Highlights (2013-14 Season Dunkilation)

Jenny Smith of Houston, Texas was almost trembling with excitement. Since posting Chapter 3 of her Chandler Parsons/Jeremy Lin fanfiction on her LiveJournal, she had gotten a lot of attention from the community for her well-written, believable prose. But they clamored for more: a chapter containing true X-rated material. She began to type. ————————— Chandler…

Troy Daniels 17 Points Full Highlights (4/27/2014)

Troy Daniels is supposed to be one of the feel-good stories of the playoffs. I’m sure everybody else looks at what he’s accomplished in his short stint in the NBA and says, “Wow, good for him.” But I look at his clutch play and deadeye three-point shooting and I don’t even feel anything. Not a…

Chandler Parsons 26 Points Full Highlights (4/27/2014)

Jeremy and Chandler entered Jeremy’s bedroom with urgency. Chandler was surprised at how…romantic it was. The lighting was soft and low, the bed layered with sheets of varying shades of red. The two teammates sat down on the bed together. “Let’s take these off,” Jeremy whispered, pointing at his shorts. Chandler eagerly followed Jeremy’s lead…

Chandler Parsons 24 Points Full Highlights (4/20/2014)

“Oh yeah,” Chandler groaned. “Put it into your mouth, just like that.” “Mmmm,” Jeremy murmured around the obstruction in his mouth. Both players, stripped down to their Under Armour in Jeremy’s kitchen, were shining with sweat. “Feels so good,” Chandler continued, head lolling back on his neck. He reached up to caress his pectorals, heightening…

Troy Daniels Career High 22 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (4/16/2014)

The end of the regular season teaches us a lot of things. Who might stick around next year, who was unfairly buried on the bench, the fact that Melvin Ely is still alive, which teams have mailed it in the most. The main takeaway, for me, is that Troy Daniels literally does not even give…

Troy Daniels 12 Points/4 Threes Full Highlights (4/9/2014)

I’m not going to sit here and pretend I knew anything before this game about Troy Daniels, other than that he was recently signed by the Rockets. Hardly anyone did. Maniac alumni of the college he went to, probably. And Rockets fans who are so invested in their team that they even follow the Rockets’…