Life just isn’t fair. Myles Turner is young. Only 19! And he has the butteriest jumpshot ever. So buttery. That thing is smooth. No effort required to shoot it, range out to the three-point line, damn. It’s a work of god-damn ART. Meanwhile, DownToBuck is, uh, not 19, and his jumper is totally busted. Well,…
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Myles Turner 24 Points Full Highlights (2/24/2016)
At what point did Myles Turner become a total beast? Because it seems like he was scoring in single digits all the time just a few weeks ago, and now all of a sudden he’s going bananas on a semi-regular basis. Just like that. He flashed serious talent in Summer League, but, from early returns,…
Read MoreIan Mahinmi Career High 19 Points Full Highlights (2/19/2016)
After teasing us with relatively high-scoring games throughout the season, Ian “MANhinmi” Mahinmi finally accomplishes what we were all waiting for, a new career high. And the cool part is, he only needed eighteen shots to do it! Wait. Eighteen shots? Yep. Before this game, his career high in field goal attempts was twelve. Twelve!…
Read MoreC.J. Miles 27 Points Full Highlights (2/3/2016)
Slumps are something that happens to NBA players from time to time. Every team in the league can point to a dude on their roster and say “Sucking Leaves Us Mostly Pissed”, which of course is what S.L.U.M.P. stands for. These occurrences of substandard shooting percentages are often balanced out by corresponding streaks of hot…
Read MoreJordan Hill 20 Points/6 Blocks Full Highlights (1/30/2016)
Jordan Hill had 20 points and 6 blocks tonight, pretty good numbers for a guy who hasn’t been blocking shots with any sort of regularity this season or scoring all that many points. However, if you just pretend that all three of the Hills that are on the Pacers were actually just one person, his…
Read MoreMyles Turner 20 Points Full Highlights (1/28/2016)
It’s official: Myles Turner is BUSTING OUT. Not in the bad way, either. Not the Joe Alexander way. The good way, the way that implies that he was being held down but now is unshackling himself and dominating to celebrate his newfound freedom. Now that Turner has been inserted into the Pacers’ starting lineup, there’s…
Read MoreMyles Turner 16 Points Full Highlights (1/26/2016)
For easy reference, I have compiled this list of Indiana Pacers players and their fruit counterparts. Paul George: overripe banana George Hill: moldy apple Ian Mahinmi: overripe banana C.J. Miles: overripe banana Myles Turner: pineapple Lavoy Allen: overripe banana Shayne Whittington: peach Solomon Hill: overripe banana Glenn Robinson III: overripe banana Joe Young: overripe banana…
Read MoreJoe Young 16 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (1/22/2016)
Whenever I hear the name “Joe Young”, all I ever think of is Sam Young, the little-used and little-known player whose last season in the league was in 2012-13 with Indiana, coincidentally my first year making highlight videos. I looked him up and last I can tell, he was dropping 20 PPG all over some…
Read MoreMyles Turner 31 Points Full Highlights (1/22/2016)
Was the 2015 draft absolutely the sickest in terms of big man talent or what? Over the last three games Myles Turner has looked like a total stud sandwich with a mondo side helping of stud french fries, but he’s not the only big dude who’s storming the NBA like Vikings storming Anglia in the…
Read MoreMyles Turner 15 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (1/19/2016)
Will somebody please tell me where the frickin’ NBA replay center is located! I keep seeing this mysterious room full of screens and computers while watching basketball games, and they apparently do replay-related stuff in it, but I don’t even know where it is! I don’t even need the name of the city, or county….
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