Indiana Pacers – Page 36

Andrew Bynum 15 Points Full Highlights (3/15/2014)

“Yo, when you said you were takin’ us to a new hot nightlife joint, I wasn’t expectin’ this.” Paul George looked gloomily out the window as Andrew Bynum’s fancy car pulled into the parking lot of the decidedly dilapidated-looking “Indy-Bowl”. “Shut up, I’m gonna show you guys the meaning of a good time tonight. Andrew…

Andrew Bynum Pacers Debut 8 Points Full Highlights (3/11/2014)

Remind me again why people are excited about Andrew Bynum? Yeah, I know he was a great player once upon a time, before his knees got taken to Pennsylvania and were magically transmuted into Philly cheesesteaks. But this guy straight-up quit on the last team he was on. Just absolutely quit and said he had…

David West 25 Points Full Highlights (3/2/2014)

David West is the third best player on a contender, yet there is almost no hype around him. Is it because he’s kinda old? Or has an unathletic, below-the-rim game? Maybe his stupid beard is to blame? Whatever the cause, I’ve been trying my hardest to get more people to pay attention to this all-star…

Roy Hibbert 24 Points Full Highlights (2/27/2014)

Roy Hibbert has seen fewer touches and a lesser role in the Pacers offense this year. The Pacers (probably rightly) assume that having the ball in Paul George’s or Lance Stephenson’s hands will be better for everybody. The upshot of this is that Hibbert takes any shot he can get in the post. And if…

David West 22 Points/1 Three Full Highlights (2/4/2014)

If there’s one player I never see anyone talk about, it’s David West. He’s a good player. If he were worse, people would talk about him because he sucks or his team is good despite him. If he was a little bit better people would talk about him because of how good he is. He’s…

Danny Granger 16 Points Full Highlights (2/3/2014)

Lance Stephenson walked silently through the cemetery, lost in his thoughts. He came here often to clear his head; the people here would not bother him for autographs or favors. Sometimes, when he breathed deep, he imagined that the air entering his lungs contained the accumulated wisdom of all those who had chosen this spot…

Lance Stephenson Triple Double 14 Pts/10 Asts/10 Rebs Full Highlights (1/30/2014)

Everyone is talking about how Lance Stephenson got snubbed for the All-Star game. But let’s be realistic here: the All-Star game is all about PPGs and pretty much nothing else, and Lance doesn’t have enough PPGs to qualify despite doing everything else really well. And even if he did have the raw point totals, everyone…

CJ Miles 34 Points/10 Threes Full Highlights (1/7/2014)

What’s up with NBA players and not setting the record for most threes made in a game? I mean, every single performance by every single player this year has failed in this respect. And then, when someone finally does get close, they don’t even gun selfishly for the record! CJ Miles should have had no…

Luis Scola 18 Points Full Highlights (12/16/2013)

Logging into his new, anonymous Wikipedia account, Luis glanced over his shoulders furtively. The librarians would certainly disapprove of his using the public computers for political purposes. But there were wrongs that needed to be righted, and Luis would be the one to right them. He navigated to Wikipedia’s entry on the Falkland Islands. The…