Tag: Jae Crowder

Rockets fans must be losing their minds right now. Jae Crowder, the guy who played like a huge dingleberry for the first three games of this series, got redonkulously hot in the first seven minutes of game four, scoring fourteen points in that timespan. He ended up with 23 for the game. Again, this is…

Everyone knows that the Celtics are kinda messed up right now. On the court, off the court, in the front office, there’s not much harmony in Boston right now. My solution: have the Celtics trade for Crowder, giving up one of their malcontents in the process. That can be the first step in rebuilding the…

Man, for a second there it looked like Jae Crowder and… Dorian Finney-Smith??? (let me check I may be misremembering nope it was DFS) were going to throw down right there on the court. But then it was a whole lot of nothing. Come on. We know how hard-edged Crowder is, how he always looks…

People of the future (of which there will be millions, if not billions) will look back on Jae Crowder’s decade-plus-long career and wonder how the heck he scored 14 points per game for a good team (the Celtics) two years in a row. Already, it feels kind of weird, like it never actually happened, and…

The good news for Jae Crowder is he scored a career-high 30 points. That’s great! The bad news is that he (by virtue of being on the Utah Jazz) let Kawhi Leonard score also a career-high 45. Weighing the two performances in my mind, it’s clear that Crowder’s is better, if only because a player…

This video ranks right up there in the “performances this season that DTB is extremely unenthusiastic about” rankings. Let me explain why. First off, nobody really cares about Jae Crowder, since his largest potential fanbase (the residents of Utah) are turned off by certain characteristics Jae possesses in regards to the pigmentation of his skin….

This game was nationally televised because ESPN wanted desparately for Gordon Hayward to enact a REVENGE GAME against his former team. Or at least do some damage. That didn’t really happen, but it sort of happened in reverse, because Jae Crowder totally had a REVENGE GAME against his former team, the Celtics. The best years…

Oh boy, more Jae Crowder highlights that no one will watch. The deal with him throughout most of his career (all of it excluding maybe his Dallas days) is that he’s too much of a hard-nosed player for anyone not to hate him. Okay, “hate” is strong, but there are hardly any true fans of…

Jae Crowder is a theoretical 6MOTY of the Year candidate given that he never starts games but still gets around thirty minutes of on-court action. The only problem is, thirteen points per game isn’t really going to do it when the voters are only looking for the brainless chucker who chucked the most brainless shots….