This wasn’t actually a great game from Jason “Help I’m balding” Smith, who shot 6-of-15 from the field and doubtlessly prevented John Wall from getting even more assists than he already had. However, he did get the much-sought-after “scrub by five” by getting at least two of each main statistical category. The Big Bald Spot…
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Jason Smith 17 Points/1 Fight Full Highlights (3/7/2017)
So what if Jason “Help I’m Balding” Smith leaned into that screen a little bit? Players do that all the time, and it’s not his fault that Tyler Ulis is 5’9″, that’s all on Ulis. It’s not like he tackled him like he tackled Blake Griffin that one time; Ulis would be dead if Smith…
Read MoreJason Smith 16 Points Full Highlights (1/21/2017)
Jason Smith is currently leading the league in percentage of shots made from midrange, at 63%. So, three-fifths of the time he makes a shot, it’s a midrange jumper, most likely one that he shoots instantly without looking for an additional pass. Technically, Gary Neal possesses a higher percentage, but he doesn’t count because he’s…
Read MoreJason Smith 25 Points Full Highlights (3/15/2016)
Imagine my surprise and delight when it turns out that erstwhile highlight-god dorell15 made highlights of when Jason Smith scored his career high 26 points back in 2012! You don’t even have to imagine, I’ll just tell you: I was surprised and delighted TO THE MAX. Those highlights and these highlights look very similar, except…
Read MoreJason Smith 16 Points/8 Midrange Jumpers Full Highlights (1/14/2016)
If this was a fair world, Jason Smith would have scored at least 26 in this game and tied his career high. However, as our tragic human experience has repeatedly informed us, this is a decidedly UNFAIR world, and so Jason Smith scored 16 points in the first half and then failed to score any…
Read MoreJason Smith 25 Points Full Highlights (2/11/2015)
In a previous description I stated that Andrea Bargnani was better than Jason Smith. I would like to issue a retraction for that little nugget of misguided garbage. This Jason Smith dude just put together a game that would give prime Raptors Bargnani a hardon if Bargnani hadn’t already been made impotent by the spermicidal…
Read MoreJason Smith 19 Points/3 Threes Full Highlights (1/23/2015)
In the locker room after the game, the mood was jubilant. It felt good to win; everybody was in high spirits, including Jason Smith. As he peeled off his sweaty jersey, he thought he saw something out of the corner of his eye. His pulse quickened, wondering if “they” were back again. When he noticed…
Read MoreJason Smith 16 Points Full Highlights (12/21/2014)
When I hear the name “Jason Smith”, I think: car salesman. I also think: insurance salesman. I do not think “basketball player”. However, it turns out that Jason Smith is in fact a basketball player and not either of those other things. That, in itself, is not enough material to make a description, so I…
Read MoreJason Smith 17 Points/1 Block Full Highlights (11/5/2014)
This is what Jason Smith does. He makes midrange jumpers. Probably not the best skill to be elite at, but it’s better than my elite skill (heating Hot Pockets). His unexciting skill set combined with what has to be a top-10 most common name means that these highlights will go unwatched by everyone but this…
Read MoreJason Smith 22 Points/2 Blocks Full Highlights (11/10/2013)
Remember the glory days of useless white centers back in the 80’s and 90’s? So many big men with no athleticism or ability. Sure, we have a few such players in today’s NBA: Spencer Hawes, Cole Aldrich, Joel Przybilla (RIP in peace), and Kelly Olynyk are just some of the white dudes who either can’t…
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