I’ve been hard on Jason Terry this year, but for good reason: he was total poopy garbage for the first few months of the season. 1 point per game, 4 per 36, sub-20 percent from three, whenever he got in the game over Rashad Vaughn I stuck another pin in my Jason Kidd voodoo doll….
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Jason Terry 12 Points Full Highlights (1/28/2018)
Jason Terry has been so bad this season. Every time he checks into the game and proceeds to do absolutely nothing except sometimes brick threes and always get blown by, I wonder why the heck it’s not Rashad Vaughn out there instead. It’s absolutely baffling: before tonight he had appeared in 18 games, averaging ONE…
Read MoreJason Terry 15 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (4/10/2017)
How is Jason Terry still contributing to winning basketball? He was cooked that year with Brooklyn. Totally done. I saw him, everyone saw him, and no one could dispute that his days in the NBA were over. And that was four years ago! He was done as a player four seasons ago, and yet he’s…
Read MoreJason Terry 15 Points Full Highlights (2/27/2016)
OFFICIAL OLD NBA PLAYERS POWER RANKINGS [RANKED BY HOW GOOD THEY ARE RIGHT NOW] 1. Dirk Nowitzki 2. Tim Duncan 3. Manu Ginobili 4. Kobe Bryant 5. Paul Pierce [POWER GAP] 6. Vince Carter 7. Jason Terry 8. Andre Miller [POWERER GAP] 9. Rasual Butler???? 10. Pablo Prigioni 11. Chris Andersen 12. Metta World Peace…
Read MoreJason Terry 19 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (11/14/2015)
Jason Terry sat across the table from the old man. “One more year. That’s all I’m asking from you. One more year.” The old man retrieved a pocketwatch from his robe. He observed it for a long time. The only movement was the ticking of the second hand and the imperceptible progression of the hour…
Read MoreJason Terry 16 Points Full Highlights (5/27/2015)
Jason Terry, with the rest of his Rockets teammates, sat morosely in the locker room, not speaking. They knew that this was the end of their season. How could they forget? The time had now come. With no more basketball left to be played, there was no reason to postpone the inevitable. Grabbing the white…
Read MoreJason Terry 16 Points Full Highlights (4/18/2015)
The Mavericks-Rockets first round matchup is fraught with storylines. Terry won a ‘chip with the Mavs a while back. So did Corey Brewer. Chandler Parsons, meanwhile, is fighting to show his original team that he was worth all that money. Those storylines all sort of suck, honestly, when you think about the biggest one of…
Read MoreJason Terry 17 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (3/27/2015)
I know that Glen Davis has held the “NBA player who looks most like a turtle” crown for a long time, but there’s an overlooked player vying for that title who I feel like is being unfairly ignored by the media: Jason Terry. Yeah, Glen Davis has the fat body going for him, but Jason…
Read MoreJason Terry 21 Points Full Highlights (3/3/2015)
I used not to be a fan of Jason Terry, during my earlier NBA-watching days. Something about him, I think it was the stupid airplane act he did (still does, god damn it) after hitting a three, just made me want to punch his stupid face. I’ve mellowed a bit, now. You can’t hate on…
Read MoreJason Terry 18 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (11/29/2014)
If I ever want to relive good memories, I go back to watching highlights of the Mavericks dropping 20 three-pointers on the Lakers in the 2011 playoffs. Jason Terry hit nine out of ten threes in that game, and he did a lot of that “flying airplane” celebration that’s both lame and cool at the…
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