I don’t normally show rebounds. Who wants to watch Andre Drummond grab a bunch of boards just by being big? Nobody. Maybe a few demented Pistons fans from Flint whose minds are addled by their lead-contaminated water. That’s it. No sane person wants to watch bigman rebounds. That’s why I no longer indicate rebounds in…
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Jeremy Lamb 22 Points Full Highlights (1/4/2016)
Why does Jeremy Lamb look so sleepy all the time? His eyes are half-closed even when he’s going hard. If I walked around looking that sleepy people would ask me if I needed a nap. One has to wonder if Jeremy’s perpetual just-woke-up-after-not-enough-sleep look is effecting his league-wide value. Nobody wants a lazy oaf with…
Read MoreJeremy Lamb 18 Points/1 Poster Dunk Full Highlights (11/10/2015)
When I first saw that contract that the Hornets just gave Jeremy Lamb, you can imagine my reaction. That’s right: I did that confusion-indicating head-tilt thing that dogs do when their owner asks if they want to go for walkies. Except instead of the prospect of fun exercise with my human, I was faced with…
Read MoreJeremy Lamb 20 Points Full Highlights (11/3/2015)
There is one thing that people are talking about right now regarding Jeremy Lamb. What’s the status of his sleazy glam-rock band, Jeremy and the Little Lambs? Last I heard, they were playing for near empty venues, with frontman Jeremy chewing out drummer Kendrick Perkins for never showing up to practice, and crying in the…
Read MoreJeremy Lamb 14 Points Full Highlights (3/1/2015)
With each game where Jeremy Lamb received a “DNP – Coach’s Decision”, Scott Brooks further cements his well-earned status as the worst coach in the league. Tonight he had no choice, and Jeremy was unwillingly allowed to play some actual meaningful basketball. And look what happened. 14 points, good efficiency, stuff that the Thunder could…
Read MoreJeremy Lamb 21 Points Full Highlights (11/26/2014)
Only a few more games left before we get to watch Durant and Westbrook save the Thunder’s season. Hallelujah! I’m tired of watching Reggie Jackson chuck his way to a big contract and Jeremy Lamb fail to live up to the lofty expectations placed on him by homer Thunder fans. Expectations which I always thought…
Read MoreJeremy Lamb 19 Points Full Highlights (11/18/2014)
Steven Adams was busy twanging on his bass, clad in a neon-blue bodysuit, with a teaseled wig on his head. Kendrick Perkins lay slumped over his drum kit, fast asleep. They were waiting for Jeremy Lamb so they could begin practice, and he was never late. Just as Steven was packing up his equipment to…
Read MoreJeremy Lamb Career High 24 Points/1 Huge Slam Full Highlights (11/14/2014)
Jeremy Lamb is getting some serious minutes for the first time in his career, and, predictably, he has regressed from his promising sophomore season. Without Westbrick or Durcan’t around to take all the shots, Lamb has been roughly forced into a “primary offensive weapon” role that he isn’t ready for. He might get there in…
Read MoreJeremy Lamb 17 Points Full Highlights (11/7/2014)
Jeremy Lamb is the Thunder’s prize for giving up on James Harden, but while he has been decent at times his minutes and production have not been consistent. Now is the time for him to prove his efficacy. Kevin Durant and Russell Westbrook are not currently hogging all the shots, giving Jeremy and others opportunity…
Read MoreJeremy Lamb 13 Points Full Highlights (5/21/2014)
Who to blame for this 77-112 loss for the Thunder? Scott Brooks’ amateur play calling? Kevin Durant’s mom? Russell Westbrook’s chuck-self-out-of-slump tendencies? Serge Ibaka’s fragile, unreliable body? Kendrick Perkins’ stone hands and nonexistent touch? Jeremy Lamb’s failed glam metal/sleaze rock band, Jeremy and the Little Lambs, the failure of which has caused an irreparable rift…
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