https://youtu.be/h-oOLHUJP8k Remember when Justise Winslow was LeBron 0.5 for the Heat, sharing the court with the Dragic/Wade/Waiters/Whiteside core? That particular iteration of the Heat seems like it belongs to an entirely different era, but it was actually only two years ago. During the 2018-19 season, it really seemed like Winslow was going to be a…
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Justise Winslow 20 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (10/27/2019)
“Dear Jimmy, Congratulations on the new baby. I’m sure you’ll be a great daddy. Take off as much time as you need. Your newborn child is not why I am writing this letter, however. This letter is being written, as David Stern would say, for “basketball reasons.” I’ll state it bluntly. We don’t want you…
Read MoreJustise Winslow 27 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (10/23/2019)
By putting up a statline of 27/7/7, Justise Winslow officially got a “LeBron”, so named because a typical statline for prime LeBron would be 27 points, seven rebounds, and seven assists. The significance of this statline happening at the dawn of a new Heat season, five years after LeBron abandoned South Beach for North Beach…
Read MoreJustise Winslow 20 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (3/15/2019)
I have to confess with a heavy heart that Justise Winslow’s thorough domination of the Bucks in the first half caused me to discontinue viewing the game. I was getting MAD watching it. Like, literally, actually angry. I thought at first I might be “hangry”, but I was still mad even after I ate, and…
Read MoreJustise Winslow 16 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (3/8/2019)
Justise Winslow was one rebound and one assist from a triple-double in this game, finishing with a 16-9-9 line. Just one more measly rebound, and one more measly assist, and there would be tons of attention and praise heaped on Winslow, everyone taking notice at his first career triple-double and reevaluating their opinions of him…
Read MoreJustise Winslow 18 Points Full Highlights (3/4/2019)
I’ve got two comparisons for Justise Winslow here, and I need you to let me know which one you like better. If you have a third comparison, don’t even bother telling it to me, because it will be wrong and stupid, reflecting the wrong and stupid nature of your brain. So, is Winslow more like…
Read MoreJustise Winslow 19 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (2/28/2019)
James Harden may have dropped 58 and 10 and won the game, but don’t forget about Justise Winslow, who scored got almost as many assists, with 8, and had almost as many points, with 19. He also had two missed free throws in the clutch, but since they don’t appear in this video, they might…
Read MoreJustise Winslow 22 Points Full Highlights (2/10/2019)
Here’s my question: are the Heat so committed to the “Justise Winslow at point guard” experiment that they’ll continue to utilize it when Goran Dragic comes back? Or will they revert Winslow back to a point-forward secondary ball handler role like James Johnson has been for the past couple seasons (but not this one because…
Read MoreJustise Winslow 27 Points Full Highlights (1/25/2019)
After conducting an exhaustive, meticulous, frame-by-frame analysis of this video, I am confident in stating these things about Justise Winslow: -He is a big bowl of Bustaroni and Cheese -His name should be Bustise Winslow -His name could also be Justise Inslo because he has no W’s -He should be the bust man at my…
Read MoreJustise Winslow 19 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (1/15/2019)
Remember at the beginning of the season when I was getting extremely annoyed by having to make constant Rodney McGruder highlight videos? Actually, you might not remember that because nobody was watching those videos in the first place. And that was part of the problem. McGruder kept scoring in the mid to upper teens and…
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