Los Angeles Lakers – Page 45

Robert Sacre Career High 12 Points/4 Assists Full Highlights (12/1/2013)

Chris Kaman must really suck. Like, really really. When you’ve lost your spot in the rotation for Robert Sacre, it’s time to reconsider your life, and your priorities on the basketball court (that’s code for “play some damn defense you oaf”). Sacre made the most of his newly acquired playing time by getting career highs…

Wes Johnson 27 Points Full Highlights (11/29/2013)

I am disappointed in the internet. More than usual, I mean. If the internet is good for one thing it’s making me despair in new and innovative ways. But the reason for my disapproval today is this: I realized I have not seen a single joke based on the fact that the Wesley’s surname, “Johnson”,…

Jordan Hill Career High 24 Points/17 Rebounds Full Highlights (11/17/2013)

You always hear reports of so-and-so player taking thousands of jumpers a day during the off season, with promises that their mid-range or three-point game will be much improved. Jordan Hill is one of those players. And you know what? I can’t really tell any difference at all. He can make them, sure. He’s always…

Xavier Henry 15 Points/1 Sick Facial Full Highlights (11/12/2013)

“We are gathered here today in remembrance of the life of Jeff Withey, a life which was tragically cut short in an act of senseless and random violence on the night of November the 12th…” Suzanne Withey let out a harsh sob. Her husband, Dave, patted her consolingly on the shoulder, but he, too, was…

Steve Blake 19 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (11/10/13)

In the NBA the new and the shiny are valued way above the old and known. Let’s say that someone like Victor Oladipo got this line of 19 and 8. Imagine the social media posts from fevered Magic fans. “Just give this guy ROY already, #SMH.”, “Rest of the league, are you even trying?”, “Oladipo…

Jodie Meeks 18 Points/1 Game-Winning Assist Full Highlights (11/7/2013)

Allegedly, Kobe Bryant used to destroy Jodie Meeks with regularity in practice. But now the tables are turned. If Meeks and Bryant were to go one-on-one right at this very instant, Meeks would certainly dominate. All Jodie would have to do is pull out all of Kobe’s intravenous drips, unplug his breathing machine, and prop…

Nick Young 21 Points Full Highlights (11/5/2013)

With Kobe Bryant out indefinitely, the Lakers needed someone to chuck up bad shots and have lots of “swag”. So they got Nick Young. He’s basically Kobe minus the passing or work ethic or anything that makes Kobe good. But he does have the crazy contested jumpers part down pat. And the afro. Can’t forget…

Jordan Farmar 16 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (10/29/2013)

I hate feeling this way. I really do. But inverity and concealment are not part of DownToBuck’s game. I must be totally honest with myself, and with you, the loyal viewership. I might actually like the Lakers this year. I know, I know. It’s horrible. But if they keep playing the way they did last…

Xavier Henry Career High 22 Points Full Highlights (10/29/2013)

Xavier Henry was the twelfth pick in the 2010 NBA draft. He has never averaged more than five points a game, or shot better than 41% from the field. There’s a word for those players. Burst? Blust? It’s something like that. But it’s a new season, and the X-Man is in a new situation, so…