Tag: Luke Kennard

Luke “The Junknard Dog” Kennard had eighteen points in the first half of this game and looked like he was on his way to an easy thirty burger. Then he only made one shot in the second half, and that was with less than two minutes to go in the game. Since The Junknard Dog…

It’s really super cool that Luke Kennard is adding advanced playmaking abilities to his game. Just absolutely awesome and nice. Great. But it’s kind of, just a little bit, having the effect of making his highlight videos less fun to watch. At least for me. I don’t know about you, but for me, when I…

With another loss to the Hornets (who would now be the eighth seed if the season ended right this second), the Pistons drop to 6-13 for the year. Whatever their expectations were before the season started, they’re not even coming close to meeting them. The futile chase for the eighth seed, which is a Pistons…

I just want to say that I’m super glad that there aren’t HD professional-quality cameras filming at pick up games. Not because I suck at basketball (I don’t), but because I for sure make the most ridiculous faces while playing and I don’t want a hypothetical audience to see that. The other dudes on the…

Nostrabuckus strikes again! Remember, priority membership in my cult is still available and grants you exclusive perks like front-row seating to the rituals (because what kind of cult would it be without rituals) and 10 percent off all merchandise purchases of 100 dollars or more. Here’s what I wrote in my last video description for…

Realistically, I should be having a conversation with myself over Luke Kennard’s eligibility on my scrubalicious highlight channel. I’m having a lot of conversations on that topic regarding many players right now (I think my last description was about the same topic but with Shai Gilgeous-Alexander), but most of those conversations are easy to resolve…

Sometimes, fate smiles on me. Not often, but sometimes. Right now, the Bucks are getting destroyed by the Mike Conley (who I thought was supposed to suck wtf) and the rest of the Jazz, but I don’t even have to get mad while watching it, because I get to make sick highlights of Luke Kennard…

Luke Kennard is only 23 years old. But if he were from a country other than the United States (and this includes Canada, I don’t trust those shifty northerners), I would be casting some serious doubt on that figure. Because he looks about 10 years older than that. If his name was Lukas Kenardas and…