My body is ready for the Bucks’ inevitable sweep at the hands of the Bulls. My hope would be that the Bulls can then take care of their second round matchup so Bucks fans can point at them and say “see, we had no chance of beating THAT.” I also hope that Derrick Rose goes…
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Michael Carter-Williams 30 Points Full Highlights (4/13/2015)
Going into the game with the Philadelphia 76ers, the one thing I didn’t want Michael Carter-Williams to do was get a big head and decide to show everyone in Philly why they should never have traded him. Turns out that’s exactly what he wanted to do. “Oh look Nerlens, just me and my new friends,…
Read MoreErsan Ilyasova 21 Points Full Highlights (4/12/2015)
This was a bad time for Ersan Ilyasova to have a good game. Yeah, the Bucks are now in the playoffs in part because of it, but what good is being in the playoffs when your stretch-four won’t have any good games in it? Ersan typically performs well once for every 8 or so that…
Read MoreMichael Carter-Williams 30 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (4/8/2015)
Someone please get Michael Carter-Williams a good shooting coach over the offseason. Please. I don’t want to be forced to endure his out-of-control heaves for any longer than I already have. He doesn’t have any touch at all on his J. An unintentional banked jumper should happen at most once a year for an NBA…
Read MoreO.J. Mayo 24 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (4/3/2015)
The hype that O.J. Mayo had coming out of high school is officially over. Over. OFFICIALLY. He regained some of it during his kinda-promising stint in Dallas, but Milwaukee has sapped all the hype out of him and replaced it with body fat. Now he’s just a guy who can score in bunches, sometimes, but…
Read MoreGiannis Antetokounmpo 18 Points Full Highlights (3/30/2015)
I can not stand idly by while these transgressions go unpunished. The world must know what is happening, so that they can organize resistance. Giannis Antetokounmpo looks he travels on like half his drives. I’m not a ref, so my opinion means little, but it seems like he takes a lot of steps sometimes. Is…
Read MoreErsan Ilyasova Career High 34 Points Full Highlights (3/26/2015)
The Milwaukee Bucks were jubilant. They had just beaten the Heat on a last-second miracle the previous night, and their flight out of Miami wasn’t until the evening, meaning they had a whole day to enjoy the finest South Beach had to offer. —————————————-——————— “Hey Ers! Me and some of the guys are heading to…
Read MoreGiannis Antetokounmpo 16 Points Full Highlights (3/26/2015)
Another nice game for Giannis Antetokounmpo, probably the best performance of the contest for the Bucks. He’s been putting up some nice numbers the last few games. In fact, him scoring 15-ish has become absolutely commonplace, and people aren’t as excited for him as they once were. That’s cool. The hype-train was getting a little…
Read MoreErsan Ilyasova 19 Points Full Highlights (3/24/2015)
I live in constant fear of Ersan Ilyasova leaving the Bucks. There are no contingency plans in place for dealing with a post-Ilyasova future. Who would be my next mascot? Would I even have a mascot? Would I, in the throes of despair and misery, simply delete my whole channel and all videos contained therein?…
Read MoreGiannis Antetokounmpo 16 Points Full Highlights (3/24/2015)
Sometimes you want to write a funny description but your bowels just say “NO I AM IN DISTRESS”.
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