Minnesota Timberwolves – Page 36

Kevin Martin 37 Points Full Highlights (3/18/2015)

Does YouTube not realize how time-sensitive these NBA highlight vids are? I can’t wait around for hours waiting for these things to “process”, a term I take to mean “endure the hell of YouTube’s byzantine application architecture”. God damn it. Every minute these things aren’t up means tons of disappointed people not able to watch…

Chase Budinger 18 Points Full Highlights (3/16/2015)

In a description just ten days ago I penned these words: “If I don’t get five Timberwolves fans in the comments section saying “Thanks Mr. DownToBuck” for my selfless devotion to their team, I am officially not going to make any more Timberwolves highlights ever again, forever. […] Even if Chase Budinger scores 18 with…

Zach LaVine 20 Points Full Highlights (3/16/2015)

I don’t know about you guys, but I am always disappointed when I attempt to watch the Timberwolves. I realize that they’re a couple years away from being good, and that everyone’s still developing. I blame the media, who led me to believe that every game would be a Wiggins-LaVine dunk factory and Anthony Bennett…

Zach LaVine 18 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (3/15/2015)

I’m sorry that the assists in this video suck so bad. How was I supposed to know, going into the highlight-making process, that none of his assists would be any good? I could make some of these passes, jesus. The “18 points” part of this vid is okay, though he only really picks up the…

Justin Hamilton 17 Points Full Highlights (3/13/2015)

What kind of video would this be if it didn’t show Justin Hamilton throwing down a nasty JHAM at least one time? It would be a very good one, that’s for sure. Fortunately for my viewership, J-Ham dunks on Mitch McGary so hard that McGary will be embedded into the hardwood for the rest of…

Justin Hamilton Career High 15 Points Full Highlights (3/11/2015)

How hyped would you be, on a scale of 1 to 10, 1 being “not hyped at all”, 10 being “hyper hyped”, if LeBron James scored 15 points? How hyped would you be, on the same scale, if Justin Hamilton scored the same amount of points? Compare the answers to these two questions. The hype…

Adreian Payne 16 Points/3 Dunks Full Highlights (3/9/2015)

Now is when we start wondering why Adreian Payne couldn’t even get in games for the Atlanta Hawks. Maybe a winning team doesn’t have time to bring along a semi-raw rookie, but surely they could have found at least some run for him. Him becoming a good player (as he looks like he might with…

Kevin Martin 29 Points Full Highlights (3/7/2015)

At this point, I might as well make “Minnesota Timberwolves 121 Points Full Highlights (3/7/2015)”, since this is now the fourth performance from that game that I have done. In a way, I am saving the best for last: Rubio, Wiggins, and Neal all scored fewer points than K-Mart. Then again, maybe not. Rubio and…

Ricky Rubio 13 Points/15 Assists Full Highlights (3/7/2015)

What is the NBA universe’s general consensus on Ricky Rubio’s woeful shooting percentages? As far as I can tell, there are two camps: those who think Rubio is a horrible player who will never get better at shooting the ball and will always be a liability, and those who think that his low volume and…

Gary Neal 27 Points Full Highlights (3/7/2015)

It would not be fair to say that I “hate” Gary Neal. I’ve obviously never met the dude, I’m sure he’s a fine human being once you get to know him. His time with the Bucks resulted in me becoming frustrated in the quality of his play, but that’s as far as any animosity goes….