Minnesota Timberwolves – Page 37

Andrew Wiggins 18 Points Full Highlights (3/7/2015)

People don’t realize what a high-stakes game highlight-making is. The most desired performances are flocked to like moths on a light; the first person to make them earn the lion’s share of the views and all other highlight compilers get to contend for scraps. Such is my plight tonight. Tyler Johnson? Defeated by 25 minutes…

Andrew Wiggins 20 Points Full Highlights (3/4/2015)

This is my 19th Wiggins vid this season. Damn! DownToBuck definitely makes exceptions to his “scrubs only” when it comes to rookies. 19 highlight packages is the second most of any player for me this year, at the time of this writing. You can guess who is first. No, it’s not Ersan Ilyasova. Yes, I…

Zach LaVine 14 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (3/2/2015)

Zach LaVine and Ricky Rubio: bros for life? After investigating thoroughly the thumbnail image for this video, I believe so. Look at how broey they are. Ricky’s like “Hey Zach are we gonna be bros forever?” and Zach is all exasperated like “Yeah man of course we are gonna be bros forever that’s why we…

Ricky Rubio Triple Double 18 Pts/11 Asts/12 Rebs Full Highlights (3/2/2015)

“Hey Ricky, great game tonight, made me really feel like I was playin’ with Marbury again, ‘cept of course he ain’t never pass me the ball, and I ain’t know if he ever got a triple-double.” Kevin Garnett walked up to his point guard, hands behind his back. Ricky Rubio turned to face the veteran…

Andrew Wiggins 25 Points/4 Dunks Full Highlights (2/28/2015)

What more is there to say about Andrew Wiggins? He’s certain to be ROY, yada yada, should have been in the dunk contest, blah blah, future All-Star, whatever. Every possible angle for anything written about him has already been covered. So instead, we turn to more pertinent matters: I just had the best damn cheeseburger…

Adreian Payne 11 Points Full Highlights (2/23/2015)

“Wow, eleven points in his first start, pretty good game for the rook,” you might say as you struggle to decide whether or not you really watch this video. Throw off the chains of deception, I command you! Adreian Payne did indeed score eleven points in his first start. However, the critical piece of missing…

Andrew Wiggins 30 Points Full Highlights (2/23/2015)

Happy 20th birthday Andrew Wiggins! You are now, officially, a “young adult”, a highly sought after distinction. You still can’t drink booze legally, but you can, uh, score 30 points in an NBA game? That doesn’t seem right. And what a 20th birthday it was! Breaking Michael Beasley’s record for most 20th birthday points (a…

Andrew Wiggins 20 Points Full Highlights (2/20/2015)

It took a while, but Andrew Wiggins has finally lost his P-Card. It’s a similar concept to the V-Card, except instead of sexual encounters it involves totally postering the crap out of people. We all knew he could do this. How could he not, when he has such freakish athleticism? It was only a matter…

Andrew Wiggins 18 Points Full Highlights (2/8/2015)

Andrew Wiggins napped on the living-room couch in his Minneapolis condo. The rigors of an NBA season were more than he had expected, and a significant amount of his free time was spent sleeping. He was adventuring deep in the world of dreams when a real-word ringing noise awakened him. Wiggins turned over and sighed….

Nikola Pekovic 29 Points Full Highlights (2/8/2015)

With the return of Nikola “Nimble Feet” Pekovic and Ricky Rubio, the Timberpups are finally starting to resemble the team I thought they could be at the beginning of the season. They might not win many games, but they were going to be exciting to watch. Except when Anthony Bennett comes in the game. Then…