Anthony “Starvation Victim” Morrow is the purest shooter in the NBA. Of course, I’m talking about the parallel-universe NBA where Stephen Curry was never born and some guy named Mark Stevens is the point guard for the Warriors. There are some other anomalies as well (I keep telling people we should never have allowed an…
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Jeff Withey Career High 14 Points Full Highlights (1/21/2014)
I was extremely surprised to see Jeff Withey’s statline tonight. Thought not because of his status as a scrub, or his whiteness. But because he was supposed to be dead. I kind of wrote him off for good after Xavier Henry killed him with that poster dunk. “No way this guy is gonna return from…
Read MoreBrian Roberts 19 Points/4 Assists Full Highlights (1/13/2014)
I can’t believe this. So my girlfriend’s currently going to cosmology or cosmetology school or whatever. She wants to open her own salon, it’s stupid but that’s what she wants so I pretend to be happy with it. Anyway, she has to take night classes because she works during the day as a waitress at…
Read MoreAnthony Davis 21 Points/5 Blocks Full Highlights (1/10/2014)
I’ve noticed, the last few times I’ve made Anthony Davis highlights, that he gets credit for a lot of dubious blocks. I mean, I wouldn’t consider a three point attempt that solidly hits rim “blocked”. And he never seems to really reject shots. They are barely tipped, if anything. Not to say that Anthony Davis…
Read MoreAustin Rivers 12 Points/4 Assists Full Highlights (1/10/2013)
Austin Rivers is a bust all the way around. There is no skirting around the issue: kid just flat out sucks. But…BUT!…he has shown improvement, so there is still hope that he can make a career for himself in the NBA rather than being deported to Elbonia to play basketball with a bunch of hut-dwelling…
Read MoreAnthony Davis 21 Points/1 Three Full Highlights (1/8/2014)
“And there’s another three for Anthony Davis.” You’d better get used to hearing that phrase. We all know he’s been working on the shot since he flaunted it at that USA showcase or whatever that thing in Vegas was. I understand why he would want to add it to his game; I love shooting threes…
Read MoreAlexis Ajinça Career High 17 Points Full Highlights (1/4/2014)
You know your center situation is screwed up when you have to start a newly-signed Euro who hasn’t played in the NBA for a few years. Granted, this Euro dude was doing pretty good with his Euro team. But still. You don’t want Alexis Ajinca to be your best option at the pivot. In fairness…
Read MoreGreg Stiemsma 12 Points Full Highlights (1/3/2014)
Greg Stiemsma: most worthless dude in the NBA? Probably not, but close. The Pelicans were forced to start him early in the season because he’s a true center. Then they decided that Anthony Davis could play center. And now they’re seemingly content with starting frickin’ Alexis Ajinca. That dude is so good that Basketball-Reference was…
Read MoreRyan Anderson 25 Points Full Highlights (1/1/2014)
I didn’t realize how similar the games of Ryan Anderson and Kevin Love are until just now. Obviously Love is a lot better, but Ryno is comparable in a lot of ways. Including the lumberjack look they have going on. I may have overrated him a bit after he went on that hot streak after…
Read MoreTyreke Evans 20 Points/1 Game Winner Full Highlights (12/30/2013)
Would you believe me if I told you that there is a player in the league, RIGHT NOW, who averaged 20/5/5 in his rookie season? And that this player hasn’t even made a single all-star game? I don’t blame you if you don’t believe me. That is some seriously screwed up stuff right there. But…
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