So what if a few bad (big) apples booed Kristaps Porzingis when he got drafted? They didn’t get Jahlil or Russell or anyone that they had heard of, so they booed. A totally understandable reaction. Who is to say that their opinion holds less or more weight than a more informed fan’s? Besides, what if…
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Kristaps Porzingis 29 Points Full Highlights (11/17/2015)
In honor of Kristaps Porzingis scoring an impressive 29 points, I have compiled a list of all known facts about his home country of Latvia. -Is Kristaps Porzingis’ home country. -One of Tallinn, Riga, or Vilnius is the capital city. -Not nearly as messed up as some of those other former Soviet states. -I’m pretty…
Read MoreKristaps Porzingis 13 Points Full Highlights (11/4/2015)
Knicks Receive Inspirational Shots, Triples Are Purely Sublime. Porzingis Originates Rampant Zealotry, Incites New-Yorkian Gloating. Is Savior.
Read MoreKristaps Porzingis 13 Points/1 Poster Dunk Full Highlights (11/2/2015)
I’m not a conspiracy theorist at all. Chemtrails, 9/11 controlled demolition, moon landing hoax, Tupac is really alive, all that stuff is just loony tunes. Makes no sense. Anyone with a critical bone in their bodies sees right through that wonky junk. That said, the circumstances around Kristaps Porzingis’ injury tonight are very suspicious. Is…
Read MoreRobin Lopez 18 Points Full Highlights (10/29/2015)
It is well-known that Robin Lopez is a comic book nerd who likes to go to conventions. I wouldn’t have a problem with that except for one thing: at any con he goes to, he takes the women from all the other deserving nerds. I mean, he’s not even that attractive if we’re being objective…
Read MoreCole Aldrich Career High 24 Points Full Highlights (4/15/2015)
It’s over, Knicks fans. It’s over! You can live your lives again free from the persistent anger and frustration that has been clouding your emotions for the past six months. Your season from hell ends in the most appropriate fashion, with a career-high for a player who nobody thought would get any minutes at all….
Read MoreLangston Galloway Career High 26 Points Full Highlights (4/13/2015)
Langston Galloway and Jahlil Okafor: the next Kobe and Shaq? Short answer: yes. Long answer: hell yes. The only difference is that Langston is actually good as a rookie, unlike Kobe, who couldn’t even manage 26 in a single game during his inaugural season. Other than that, though, the similarities are eerie. Shaq may be…
Read MoreCole Aldrich Career High 19 Points Full Highlights (4/11/2015)
It’s that time of year again! The regular season is drawing to a close, and bad teams are giving their scrubs unearned minutes, with predictable results. That’s right: career highs for everybody! The Knicks have actually been in this stage of the season for a long time now. Not for the whole season, but for…
Read MoreAndrea Bargnani 25 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (4/5/2015)
Andrea Bargnani is many things: Italian, Tall, Lover of Primo Pasta and Sauce, Jump-Shooter. These adjectives all describe various aspects of his identity. And after tonight, we can add another descriptor to the ever-growing list: “Elite Rim-Protector”. I’m gonna be honest, when I saw he had four blocks in the box-score, I thought they were…
Read MoreRicky Ledo Career High 21 Points Full Highlights (4/3/2015)
Any expectations I had for Ricky Ledo on the Knicks have been totally surpassed. I love it when this happens! There’s something special about a young player climbing the sheer cliff of the NBA and getting half-way up before tumbling off. Actually, it turns out I didn’t have any expectations at all, but still, scoring…
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