New York Knicks – Page 47

Travis Wear 21 Points Full Highlights (1/8/2015)

Again, my hastiness to make highlights of end-of-bench players makes me look stupid. I just wanted to make Travis Wear vids, and I didn’t care how meager his point outputs were. 11 points? I doubted that he would score much more than that, ever, so up it went. Now look. 21 points? I guess I…

Travis Wear 11 Points/3 Threes Full Highlights (1/7/2015)

I have an unofficial policy where I try to make all my videos at least a minute long. You may notice that on some of the shorter videos, I show unnecessary amounts of play before and after the shot just to take up space. Well, this time I utilized that technique, but I could only…

Quincy Acy Career High 19 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (1/5/2015)

With the trade of two of their rotation players, the acquisition of a bunch of soon-to-be waived scrubs, the actual waiving of Fatty Dally, and the imminent shutting-down of Carmelo, the Knicks are setting themselves up to tank. Which is weird, because I really thought they were doing it before all this happened. No harm…

Cole Aldrich Career High 18 Points Full Highlights (12/27/2014)

Attention Kansas Jayhawks fans: How quickly you have given up on Cole Aldrich! After four seasons of not doing much at all in the league, your attentions became focused on other Kansas players who you thought would excel in the NBA: Ben McLemore, Thomas Robinson, one Andrew Wiggins, and many more. You remember fondly the…

Cole Aldrich 10 Points Full Highlights (12/25/2014)

Cole Aldrich isn’t good at many things, so, in order to portray him in a positive manner, I have invented a stat which he can lead the league in: Shoulder Width/Head Size Ratio. Just look at those shoulders. Did he have a plastic surgeon stick in some silicone shoulder implants? With those babies he could…

Jason Smith 16 Points Full Highlights (12/21/2014)

When I hear the name “Jason Smith”, I think: car salesman. I also think: insurance salesman. I do not think “basketball player”. However, it turns out that Jason Smith is in fact a basketball player and not either of those other things. That, in itself, is not enough material to make a description, so I…

Jose Calderon 21 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (12/20/2014)

The Knicks are a prime example of why the “big market effect” in the NBA is not all it’s made out to be. Yeah, they benefit a lot from a large and consistent fanbase, but management still has to put together a decent team, otherwise free agents won’t want to come despite the cultural amenities….

Cole Aldrich 13 Points/10 Rebounds Full Highlights (12/18/2014)

Longtime connoisseurs of these descriptions might notice some differences from when I started. Namely, that I don’t call people busts all the time anymore. I must be getting old and soft. It used to be that no player was spared the wrath of my scepter of bustitude. John Wall? Bust. Markieff Morris? Bust. Tristan Thompson,…

Tim Hardaway Jr. 23 Points Full Highlights (12/10/2014)

The Knicks are so, so bad this year. And, as with many teams of substandard construction, things are getting a little tense in the locker room. Not the sexual kind of tense, either. The angry kind, the kind where people start bringing weapons to store in their lockers. There is apparently a newly-ignited feud between…

Amar’e Stoudemire 26 Points/5 Blocks Full Highlights (12/9/2014)

Amar’e Stoudemire leaned back and relaxed. There was nothing better than a warm, soothing soak in the comfort of his home, away from prying eyes and hangers-on. To an outsider, the appearance of the bathwater would be extremely alarming; it looked as if Stoudemire was cleansing himself in a tub of blood. But this was…