30 dunks. That’s it. You know who else dunked it 30 times? Tyler Zeller. Stick to your crappy pull-up midrange jumpers, Russ. Aw come on man, you know I was just playing. You know I think you are one of the sickest dunkers in the league, man. Who would think a little dude like you…
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Jeremy Lamb 13 Points Full Highlights (5/21/2014)
Who to blame for this 77-112 loss for the Thunder? Scott Brooks’ amateur play calling? Kevin Durant’s mom? Russell Westbrook’s chuck-self-out-of-slump tendencies? Serge Ibaka’s fragile, unreliable body? Kendrick Perkins’ stone hands and nonexistent touch? Jeremy Lamb’s failed glam metal/sleaze rock band, Jeremy and the Little Lambs, the failure of which has caused an irreparable rift…
Read MoreSerge Ibaka 20 Points Full Highlights (5/9/2014)
Serge’s heartbeat quickened. Blake Griffin was posting him up aggressively, trying to get by for a layup or dunk. It was clear that he wasn’t going to pass the ball. Now was the time for Serge’s plan. There would be no better opportunity. At the first sign of Blake making his move, Serge stuck out…
Read MoreThabo Sefolosha 14 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (5/7/2014)
Back before people were throwing around the term “3-and-D guy” like so much confetti, Thabo Sefolosha was a 3-and-D guy. It made sense to start him; stick him on the other team’s best perimeter player, and tell him to get out of the way on offense so that Westbrook and Durant (usually Westbrook) can do…
Read MoreReggie Jackson 16 Points/4 Threes Full Highlights (5/1/2014)
Reggie Jackson had a horrible start to this first-round series. 3 of 19 or something in the first three games. Of course, the thinking is that nothing anyone on that team does matters, except for Durant and Westbrook. And that idea is mainly correct. Then game 4 comes along, and Reggie is the unlikely hero,…
Read MoreCaron Butler 15 Points/4 Threes Full Highlights (4/29/2014)
Serves you right, Caron! You made a nuisance of yourself in your hometown Milwaukee and now, the team that you thought you would win a ring with is going to lose in the first round! Here’s a hint: both the Bucks and the Thunder are going to win the same amount of championships this year:…
Read MoreSerge Ibaka 17 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (4/19/2014)
What if I told you that Serge “Dirge” Ibaka was just as important to the Thunders’ title aspirations as Russell Westbrook? It’s true! Everybody loves a volume scorer with low percentages, but there is less love for the guy who shoots well above 50% and still scores 15 per game, just because he doesn’t swag…
Read MoreCaron Butler 23 Points/0 Blocks Full Highlights (3/24/2014)
Caron “C-Butt” Butler didn’t have a very productive game outside of scoring tonight. So unproductive that the little orange graphic that popped up over the score near the end of the game read “Caron Butler 23 points 0 blocked shots”. Either someone is making a funny or the algorithm values 0 blocks over 4 rebounds….
Read MorePerry Jones III 12 Points/2 Blocks Full Highlights (3/4/2014)
There was a lot of hype in college about Perry Jones III. I think. It’s been a while and I get my prospects confused sometimes. But I’m pretty sure people we’re really intrigued by his combination of size and athleticism. (actually I just checked out a draft website and they said his comparison was Tim…
Read MoreJeremy Lamb 19 Points Full Highlights (2/11/2014)
Jeremy Lamb sat despondently on one of the equipment cases scattered throughout the backstage area. “Yo, Steven, you said there would be cocaine.” Jeremy and the Little Lamb’s bass player looked sheepish. “I just said that so you would stop looking so sad after that disaster of a show.” “I wouldn’t even call it a…
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