https://youtu.be/BtbLmY8wkVU Since I know that NBA players can’t resist watching highlight videos of themselves, ESPECIALLY players who are on the fringes of the league and don’t get a large amount of media attention, I’m about 90% confident that Devin Cannady himself will watch this highlight video at some point. Whether or not he’ll bother reading…
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James Ennis 22 Points Full Highlights (4/14/2021)
https://youtu.be/bRdu4XIjQxA If James Ennis makes it to the end of the season without playing for a team that isn’t the Magic (an extremely likely possibility, ain’t no one fighting for him on the buyout market), that will be the third time in his seven-year career that he has stuck with the same team for a…
Read MoreMo Bamba 21 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (4/11/2021)
https://youtu.be/J0XYns9X-NQ After scoring in double digits in just three games pre-“tradepocalypse”, Mo Bamba has scored in double digits 8 of the last 9 games and has set a new career high twice, first with nineteen points, and now with 21 points. This is the power of the Magic trading Nikola Vucevic and buying out Khem…
Read MoreMo Bamba 19 Points Full Highlights (4/7/2021)
https://youtu.be/qQ1JHSIAGt0 Nikola Vucevic is now out of Orlando, and, finally, for the first time ever, Mo Bamba is being properly prioritized in the rotation. With few feasible big men on the roster, there really isn’t any choice for coach Clifford, but, still, it’s nice that Bamba is getting the type of consistent role that he…
Read MoreDwayne Bacon 26 Points Full Highlights (3/28/2021)
https://youtu.be/izOVyhzkJCI When Nikola Vucevic, Aaron Gordon, and Evan Fournier all got scattered across the league at the trade deadline, Terrence Ross had the perfect response. He posted that picture of the emaciated-looking Somalian pirate saying “I’m the captain now.” This was in reference to the fact that the Magic no longer had any good players,…
Read MoreChuma Okeke 22 Points Full Highlights (3/26/2021)
https://youtu.be/0TdT7m3UvIk The only time of the season that is more fruitful for scrubs/role-players than the very final game of the year is the game right after the trade deadline. Assuming, of course, that they weren’t traded during that time. The players that remain on some of the teams that got caught up in the trading…
Read MoreChuma Okeke 17 Points Full Highlights (3/24/2021)
https://youtu.be/RdGVyH6FWno Chuma “Chum Bucket” Okeke has sort of flown under the radar for me, given that he’s just another one of the Magic’s glut of underwhelming wing players. Since I’m semi-retired, my motivation to keep on top of every single roster in the league is lessened, and the Magic are at the bottom of my…
Read MoreMichael Carter-Williams 21 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (2/12/2021)
https://youtu.be/tgqLn1fsMK8 I was totally ready to not make this video, because this is my seventh video from last night’s slate of games and that’s way too many for a guy who is supposed to be retired from making highlight videos. But then I started scrolling through Michael Carter-William’s gamelogs and I unearthed a disturbing fact:…
Read MoreCole Anthony 21 Points Full Highlights (1/25/2021)
https://youtu.be/rAYpNK5IG7k (I will attempt to write this video description while ably skirting around the fact that Cole Anthony’s hair totally looks like a lampshade.) Being a Magic fan is pain. It’s been pain since Dwight left. The only good things that ever happened to Magic fans are miraculous game 1 wins against top-seeded Raptors and…
Read MoreMarkelle Fultz Career High 26 Points Full Highlights (12/27/2020)
https://youtu.be/DQujqNwrNyY Good news, Magic fans! D.J. Augustin is no longer anywhere in the vicinity of central Florida, which means that everybody’s favorite first-overall pick can get all the minutes he wants and continue the revitalization of his career. That sub-six-foot ball-pounder can go pound the ball somewhere else (sob), and Mr. Markelle Fultz only has…
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