Who would’ve thought that the most exciting game of the night would be a matchup between a disappointing Knicks team and a tanking Magic team? I bet you looked at that Suns-Spurs game and thought “Wow two high-powered west offenses, should be cool, I think that will be the game I watch tonight”. How stupid…
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E’Twaun Moore 17 Points Full Highlights (2/18/2014)
Slaving away at my desk, the pile of crumpled papers at my feet grew by the minute. A close observation of my person would reveal a collared shirt marred by stains in the armpits and a forehead glowing with exertion. Of course, I was alone, and there was no one to observe my torment. “You…
Read MoreVictor Oladipo 23 Points Full Highlights (2/9/2014)
Earlier in the season Michael Carter-Williams seemed to be running away with the ROY race. But he’s hit the fabled “rookie barrier made of bricks”, and has been playing pretty badly lately. I’m not saying Oladipo should win rookie of the year; I’m just saying that it’s not as clear-cut as it was previously. Although…
Read MoreArron Afflalo 25 Points Full Highlights (1/26/2014)
Tobias Harris stuck his head out the window of the team bus. “Arron, what are you standing outside in the rain for? The bus is gonna leave without you.” Arron raised his head to stare at the grey clouds above, eyes closed to protect against the heavy rain shower. “Leave me, then. My soul is…
Read MoreTobias Harris 28 Points/20 Rebounds Full Highlights (1/24/2014)
Tobias rode to the temple upon his steed of deepest black. “I demand entrance to this place,” he told the Warden of the Gate, a gryphon-like being wearing upon its head a wreath of flames. “Entrance to the temple of the all-star is granted only to the few that are worthy. A wise man does…
Read MoreDoron Lamb 13 Points Full Highlights (1/22/2014)
Doron Lamb was a killer three-point marksman in college. So why hasn’t that ability translated to the NBA? Shooters are always able to shoot. I don’t know. But I can guess. His shot is not really a smooth-looking shot. It seems like he has to try a little bit too hard to get the ball…
Read MoreTobias Harris 22 Points/16 Rebounds Full Highlights (1/15/2014)
I have moved on. I am at peace with my life. I watch Tobias beast with the Magic, and I feel nothing but happiness.
Read MoreGlen Davis 19 Points Full Highlights (1/13/2014)
Glen Davis has stated previously that he doesn’t even like the “Big Baby” nickname. So why does everyone still call him that? It’s one of the most used nicknames in the league. No one actually calls Kobe “The black mamba”. But the Magic commentators are always using just “Baby” to refer to him. Maybe he…
Read MoreTobias Harris 22 Points Full Highlights (1/11/2014)
Count me among the people that thought the Magic were gonna be at least okay this year. They added Oladipo in the draft to compliment their young talent. Everyone is supposed to be a year better this year. But it hasn’t worked out. At all. What’s the deal? Well, it appears that all their young…
Read MoreMaurice Harkless 22 Points Full Highlights (1/6/2014)
While the rest of his teammates whooped it up on the dance floor, Moe sat at a table by himself, scowling into his bottle of beer. Noticing his teammates sour mood, Tobias Harris approached him and sat down. “Hey Moe, why so down? There’s enough girls here to lighten the heaviest of hearts.” “I’ve been…
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