Tag: Paul Millsap

Devoted DTB devotees (DeevoTeeBees?) will know of my most revolutionary and forward-thinking theory regarding the Denver Nuggets as a team, and not only will they know of it, but they will agree with it wholeheartedly. And that theory is: Paul Millsap is ruining the Nuggets. I’m man enough to acknowledge that Millsap does good things…

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Paul Millsap started off this game just straight-up torching a Bucks team that seemed to have no desire to guard him. He dropped thirteen points rather quickly and was making D.J. Wilson look like a total bum. Which he is. But Millsap was making him look like one too. Sorry Deej. Then I stopped watching…

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My “Paul Millsap is ruining the Nuggets” narrative would be a lot easier to push if I had a chance to espouse it in a place other than underneath highlight videos of Paul Millsap. When Millsap is having a good game scoring the ball, as is usually depicted in highlight videos uploaded to my channel,…

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The Denver Nuggles came back from 23 down in this game to win by seven, and Paul “Nuggets Ruiner” Millsap was a big part of that comeback. That’s why there was so much cheering and excitement in the arena whenever Millsap hit a shot. Under normal circumstances, it is impossible for a mentally sound human…

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Paul Millsap came very close to achieving the dreaded “Tony Snell” statline in this game by putting up a neat line of 21/1/0/0/0. The only thing he did other than score was get a rebound. One rebound. Somewhere, Tony Snell is shaking his head in disappointment. It was an okay rebound. Troy Daniels missed a…

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Paul Millsap is allegedly a good passer. Maybe I don’t even have to throw that scary qualifier “allegedly” in there. He is a good passer. His time in Atlanta demonstrated that to us. So why is he averaging less than two assists per game this season? Why is his season-high in assists only three? I…

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If you care to watch this video, you will be witness to Paul Millsap dropping an easy 23 points on the Grizzlies in just twenty minutes. The manner in which the points are dropped could almost be described as “shock and awe”. Watching this video will also grant you membership to an elite club: the…

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It doesn’t really feel like it, but Paul Millsap is currently playing the 14th season of his career. 2006 wasn’t that long ago, was it? Oh man. It was, wasn’t it? I’m looking at my computer calendar right now in disbelief. Why did the people who programmed this damn thing make it so it lies…

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Paul “Thirty Million Dollars for Twelve Points Per Game” Millsap continues to prove his worth in these playoffs, which really upsets me because he is supposed to be the guy whose contract and redundant skillset is preventing the Nuggets from reaching their full potential. In this one, he scored nineteen points in the first half,…

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My narrative that “Paul Millsap Ruined the Nuggets” would have a lot more oomph behind it if the Nuggets had lost this game. Then I would unironically be able to say that “Millsap was a me-first cancer, as evidenced by his zero assists” and “Millsap can’t coexist with Nikola Jokic” and “Millsap’s minutes should be…

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