When I saw that Jahlil Okafor was out, and I saw that Ish Smith had 7 assists, one thought immediately came to mind. “I bet he and Nerlens hooked up for so many lobs. SO MANY LOBS!” Jokes on me, right? I thought this Ish character was supposed to be a pure point guard. Turns…
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Jahlil Okafor 26 Points Full Highlights (2/28/2016)
While watching this video, I advise you to not think too hard about how Jahlil Okafor actually looks. I don’t mean in comparison to the average human. I mean how he looks AS a human being. Like, if you start paying attention, it all starts seeming very weird. A lump of meat with four spindly…
Read MoreJahlil Okafor 21 Points Full Highlights (2/26/2016)
I have done more Jahlil Okafor highlights this year than I have for any other player. Kristaps Porzingis is close, with 16, and Karl-Anthony Towns is even closer, with 19, but Big Jah has them both beat with 20. What can I say? I want to make as many vids depicting these talented rookie bigmen…
Read MoreHollis Thompson 19 Points Full Highlights (2/24/2016)
Hollis Thompson AKA Alcohollis AKA All Hollis Breaking Loose AKA Hlay is the only player on the 76ers who has seen the tanking project progress from its humble beginnings to where it is now, which isn’t very far away from its initial humble beginnings. That’s right: out of 23 players who suited up for the…
Read MoreJahlil Okafor 17 Points Full Highlights (2/23/2016)
Say what you will about Jahlil Okafor, that he can’t play defense, that he doesn’t want to play defense anyway, that his antics off the court are hurting the team, that he’s an inefficient chucker, that his distant cousin was the worst ROY ever, that the Sixers are better with him off the floor, that…
Read MoreJahlil Okafor Career High 31 Points Full Highlights (2/21/2016)
We should all be excited that Jahlil Okafor got a new career high in points tonight with 31. An incredible offensive display by one of the league’s premiere young talents, showing that all the vet-savvy in the world can’t save you if you can’t move your feet. Yes, I’m talking about you, ZaZa. I’m calling…
Read MoreNerlens Noel 24 Points Full Highlights (2/19/2016)
Twenty-four points is a season high for Nerlens Noel. Great. Awesome. I like it. But his flattop seems to be at a season low right now. That part I don’t like so much. I don’t care about Nerlens’ defensive abilities, I don’t care about his developing offensive talents, I only care about him because he…
Read MoreJahlil Okafor 26 Points Full Highlights (2/10/2016)
Jahlil Okafor has been shooting much better since he got a real point guard on his team, that real point guard being Ish Smith. Imagine if he got to play with a REALLY real point guard, as in one that is a consensus starter in the league. On a scale of 1-10, how hard would…
Read MoreRobert Covington Career High 29 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (2/10/2016)
In any NBA season where Stephen Curry was not a participant, 7 threes would be a notable occurence. People would get excited for it, and people would consider the player who hit so many threes to be one of the premiere shooters in the league. But in an NBA season where Stephen Curry IS a…
Read MoreJahlil Okafor 22 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (2/6/2016)
Jahlil Okafor is losing out in the hype arms-race to Kristaps Porzingis and Karl-Anthony Towns. Hell, he’s losing ground to frickin’ Nikola Jokic at this point. One of the most hyped prospects in recent times, and he’s getting out-hyped by a skinny dude from Serbia, a skinnier dude from Latvia, and a guy with too…
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