Jerami Grant sat on the bench as he watched his teammates take on the Cleveland Cavaliers. He liked the playing time he was receiving lately, but sometimes it was just better to relax a bit on the sideline and appreciate the game for what it was. Luc Richard Mbah a Moute subbed out. Walking over…
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Nerlens Noel 14 Points/”6 Blocks” Full Highlights (1/30/2015)
The boxscore for this game says that Nerlens Noel had six blocks. The tape tells a different story, with two of those blocks being quite clearly accomplished by Mbah a Moute and MCW respectively. I understand, scorekeepers. When a shot gets rejected and Nerlens is in the vicinity, it’s only natural to automatically give the…
Read MoreJaKarr Sampson 13 Points Full Highlights (1/28/2015)
The locker room was a jubilant place after a blowout win over the Pistons. There was much laughter as the assorted Sixers discussed their plans for the evening. However, to the side, JaKarr Sampson sat silently, looking down at his lap. “Hey rook, what’s bugging you?” asked Luc Richard Mbah a Moute, noticing that the…
Read MoreK.J. McDaniels 14 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (1/23/2015)
KJ McDaniels made his way to the back of the team plane, where Luc Mbah a Moute sat in a row by himself, reading an ebook. He took a seat next to his teammate, and then looked at him expectantly. Luc had noticed KJ’s approach, and determined that it was not his own responsibility to…
Read MoreMichael Carter-Williams 27 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (1/21/2015)
10 out of 26 may seem like a bad shooting night, but in the context of Michael Carter-Williams’ shooting efficiency this year, it’s positively average! Man, these goalposts are just moving all over the place. What we should be impressed with is that MCW managed to get 7 assists while only committing 3 turnovers. How’s…
Read MoreJerami Grant 12 Points/3 Threes Full Highlights (1/19/2015)
“Luc, we got a problem, man.” Luc Richard Mbah a Moute looked up from tying his shoes. “What are you talking about?” Jerami looked sternly at his veteran teammate. “You remember that sex advice you gave me a few days ago?” Luc, who gave a lot of advice to everybody on the team, didn’t specifically…
Read MoreNerlens Noel 17 Points/5 Blocks Full Highlights (1/16/2015)
Nerlens Noel is a physical manifestation of the prototypical “super raw rookie prospect”. He’s long, he’s springy, and everything he does is made possible by his physical gifts rather than any abundance of basketball skill. He has not been a notable scorer in the NBA thus far, drawing the ire of some of the basketball…
Read MoreMichael Carter-Williams 29 Points Full Highlights (1/14/2015)
You have to feel for Michael Carter-Williams. He has been forced into a role that is way too big for him, and he’s paying the price as his reputation plummets. The 76ers have no one else other than Wroten who can even pretend to dribble the ball, and with Wroten injured all the time Carter-Williams…
Read MoreLuc Richard Mbah a Moute 16 Points Full Highlights (1/9/2015)
Luc Richard Mbah a Moute was just getting ready to head home when he was approached by a nervous-looking Jerami Grant. “What’s up, rookie?” asked Luc. “Well,” Jerami started, scratching his scalp nervously. “Some of the guys were saying that, you being a veteran and all, that you knew a lot. That you could give…
Read MoreJaKarr Sampson 10 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (1/3/2015)
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