The World Series is going on, dude. Why are you even caring about basketball right now? How can you call yourself an American when you can’t even partake in your fatherland’s favorite pastime? This Royals-Mets matchup is one for the ages, certain to go down as one of the greatest World Series’ ever, and you…
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T.J. Warren 17 Points Full Highlights (10/30/2015)
Sorry Suns fans. All that promise you had, when you surprisingly almost made the playoffs on the wings of Goran Dragic? All gone, turned into “superstar potential” Eric Bledsoe and “dead” Brandon Knight. And Archie Goodwin. Can’t forget him, he’s going to be really good this season believe me for real this time. Lucky for…
Read MoreDevin Booker 14 Points Suns Debut Full Highlights (10/28/2015)
Now this is what I’m talking about. A rookie debut performance that isn’t “just barely good enough to make highlights of” but also isn’t “so amazing that every highlight compiler does it first thing”. A nice, solid outing from an NBA greenhorn. What can we take away from his game tonight? Well, he can dunk!…
Read MoreKevin Johnson 38 Points/12 Assists/1 Poster Dunk Full Highlights (5/15/1994)
Kevin Johnson was a pretty good player back in his younger days, earning a few All-Star nominations and putting up his share of gaudy stats. Nowadays, however, he is more well known in the eyes of the American public as the mayor of Sacramento, savior of the Kings franchise. But he is not the only…
Read MoreDan Majerle 34 Points/8 Threes Full Highlights (6/1/1993)
Do you remember the movie “Marley & Me”? It was about some dog named Marley and how he sucked at being a good dog but his family loved him anyway. And when there were tough times it was always Marley’s naive adoration for his masters that kept them focused on the positive things in life….
Read MoreGerald Green 23 Points Full Highlights (4/12/2015)
Another promising season for the Phoenix Suns is coming to a close amidst a haze of disappointment. No playoff games to be had, not in the brutal Western Conference. Fingers point this way and that, eager to cast blame upon those they deem at fault. The locker room is severed on fault lines, fault lines…
Read MoreGerald Green 30 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (4/8/2015)
Take notes, Jeff Hornacek. This is what happens when you give Gerald Green minutes. He gets you buckets. If he’s sitting on the bench, barely playing, what does he give you? Nothing. He doesn’t have intangibles, he’s not a veteran presence or anything. He does one thing only: shoots and scores basketballs. It’s a simple…
Read MoreGerald Green 24 Points Full Highlights (4/4/2015)
The Suns are not going to make the playoffs. Yeah, they might technically have a chance, but that chance is remote. It’s time to shut people down, give the fans what they really want: Jerel McNeal! And also Gerald Green! Poor Gerald has seen less and less playing time as he gets more and more…
Read MoreT.J. Warren 13 Points Full Highlights (3/30/2015)
They (who?) weren’t lying when they said that T.J. Warren is a sick scorer. He’s not actually putting up ridic totals in the NBA yet, but he will, and while he’s getting there he is playing the part well. He just looks like the kind of dude who would put up tons of points. Maybe…
Read MoreT.J. Warren 18 Points Full Highlights (3/29/2015)
“Wow! Eighteen points for T.J. Warren!” you exclaim as you scroll through your subscription feed. “Wait a minute. I watched the highlights for his seventeen-point game, and it was just a bunch of lame layups. If I watch this, it will just be more of the same.” You look at the other videos in line…
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