T.J. Warren Career High 28 Points Full Highlights (11/27/2015)

This is the T.J. Warren video that makes all of my previous T.J. Warren videos totally obsolete. He does everything in this video, and not only does he do everything, he does it in greater quantities than in any previous video. I’m actually considering just deleting all my inferior Warren vids and leaving only this…

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Jon Leuer 20 Points Full Highlights (11/25/2015)

I’m pretty much over the Tobias Harris trade. I still have the occasional sobbing breakdown when I think about it, but those are getting less and less common. I am most decidedly NOT over the Leuer trade, though. What the heck? We traded this guy and a bunch of other stuff for Fat Ass Dalembert?…

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Markieff Morris 28 Points Full Highlights (11/23/2015)

Devin Booker trudged aimlessly through a vast expanse of featureless Arizona desert. There was little to distract his troubled mind; the looming mountains on the horizon, the intermittent squawks of vultures, occasional human-shaped cacti. He had not seen a real human for days, maybe weeks. He could feel his sanity slipping away, like sand through…

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Devin Booker 15 Points Full Highlights (11/22/2015)

I don’t like this. Can Devin Booker even grow facial hair? There should be a rule: no NBA until you can sprout a cruddy little goatee. These rookies get younger and younger I swear. And, troublingly, I get older and older at the same time. Another new rule: no NBA players can be younger than…

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Mirza Teletovic 15 Points Full Highlights (11/20/2015)

Another day, another case of a player who I definitely thought had turned the corner on their career. Mirza Teletovic looked good two years ago with the Nets, I thought. I know last year wasn’t his best, but man, if I had blood clots in my lung, you know what I would be doing? Crying…

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T.J. Warren 19 Points Full Highlights (11/16/2015)

Lost amidst the brouhaha surrounding Brandon Knight’s trippy-dubby was T.J. “Warren Peace” Warren’s career-high nineteen points on 9-of-13 from the field. He made only two fewer shots than Knight but it’s like nobody even cares! Sure, Warren recorded a big ol’ goose egg in the assists column, but his scoring has consistently been more efficient…

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Brandon Knight Triple Double 30 pts/15 asts/10 rebs Full Highlights (11/16/2015)

Eric Bledsoe peeked his head into the storage closet. “Brandon? What are you doing in here? It’s game time man, get going!” Brandon Knight, knees pulled up to his chest, was huddling in a corner next to some jugs of cleaning solution. An extension cable dangled from the ceiling, with a crude circular knot tied…

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T.J. Warren 18 Points Full Highlights (11/12/2015)

It’s not like anybody needs another reason to hate Reggie Miller, but here’s another one anyway: he stated that T.J. Warren was a “struggling” young player, when, in fact, the opposite is true. Since when does averaging ten points per game on 50% shooting and playing a valuable role for a 40-win team count as…

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T.J. Warren 17 Points Full Highlights (11/8/2015)

T.J. Warren vs T.J. McConnell: who is the best T.J. in the NBA? Warren was a sick scorer in college and was expected to do good on the NBA level. McConnell was not that sick of a scorer in college, and was not expected to make the league at all. Winner: Warren McConnell is white,…

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Alex Len 16 Points Full Highlights (11/4/2015)

Did something happen to Alex Len while I wasn’t paying attention? One minute he’s busting out for the Suns, finally living up to his draft slot, and the next he’s barely playing while sucking in the ones he does manage to get. It could be a matter of expectations. I was SO READY for Len…

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