Pop quiz time! Get out your pencils, kids, and make sure they’re sharp, because this one is a real doozy! Question one: What kind of an omen is the Warriors dropping 149 points against the Lakers in Brandon Ingram’s first NBA start? A. A good omen. B. Deadly… OMENS! C. A bad omen D. An…
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Joffrey Lauvergne 15 Points Full Highlights (4/2/2016)
Quick Quiz: what is the proper amount of hair gel to use before you play in an NBA game? A. The whole bottle, Jeremy-Lin style B. Enough to keep your hair in one spot the whole game C. Enough to keep your hair looking good until you start running D. None E. It’s sweat not…
Read MoreWillie Cauley-Stein Career High 26 Points Full Highlights (3/25/2016)
Pop quiz time? Pop quiz time! First question: in which manner did Willie Cauley-Stein score his 26 points? A.) 11 dunks, 4 out of 11 and-ones converted B.) 6 threes, 2 skyhooks, 1 putback dunk, 1 alley-oop dunk C.) Just a bunch of skyhooks D.) 1 jumper, 5 dunks, 1 putback, 4 post moves, 1…
Read MoreNikola Jokic 20 Points Full Highlights (3/8/2016)
QUICK QUIZ: Which NBA rookie has been better this year? A. Kristaps Porzingis B. Nikola Jokic In formulating your answer, you are not allowed to use raw per-game totals. Only advanced stats may be used. I’ll wait while you puzzle this one out. Okay, so if you answered A, you’re just a straight up dummy….
Read MoreJae Crowder 22 Points Full Highlights (2/29/2016)
Quick quiz: how severely was Jae Crowder underutilized in Dallas? a. Very underutilized; Rick Carlisle only knows how to utilize veteran players b. Somewhat underutilized c. He was properly utilized because he needed to develop d. He was overutilized and actually sucks e. He’s actually still being underutilized by Brad Stevens Leave your answer in…
Read MoreRodney Hood 25 Points Full Highlights (2/6/2016)
Quick quiz: What were the actual events that went down during the ill-fated filming of the “Reppin’ the Hood” music video featuring DownToBuck and Rodney Hood? A. Rodney Hood smoked too much green and while waving around a shotgun (while riding shotgun with a ho on each arm) he accidentally killed a dude by shooting…
Read MoreJonas Valanciunas 19 Points Full Highlights (1/20/2016)
Quick quiz: in what way has Raptors coach Dwayne Casey affected Jonas Valanciunas’ development? A) He has not affected it because coaches are meaningless in the NBA B) He has allowed Valanciunas to flourish by putting him in the game during crunch time C) He has absolutely stunted Valanciunas’ growth as a player and will…
Read MoreMirza Teletovic 20 Points Full Highlights (11/29/2015)
Which version of Mirza Teletovic did the Suns think they were getting when they plucked him from Brooklyn? A. The one who is a multidimensional space mercenary, fighting under the banner of King Hyperiarch. B. The one who shoots lots of threes while blood clots inhabit every nook and cranny of his lungs. C. The…
Read MoreKhris Middleton 21 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (11/25/2015)
Khris Middleton is… A. Overpaid B. A Bust C. Ugly D. Actually a good player who is just in a slump right now because he is the only credible outside threat on the whole team geez This quiz is harder than most, so take your time answering. Leave your answer in the comments and remember,…
Read MoreR.J. Hunter 12 Points Full Highlights (11/24/2015)
Quick quiz: what would the proper formatting for the title of this video be? A: Points (11/24/2015) R. Full J. Highlights Hunter 12 B: Hunter 12 J. R. Highlights (11/24/2015) Points Full C: (11/24/2015) 12 Points Full J. Highlights Hunter R. D: R.J. Hunter 12 Points Full Highlights (11/24/2015) Answer: I don’t know. Please help….
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