San Antonio Spurs – Page 27

Aron Baynes 13 Points Full Highlights (1/23/2016)

“Well, Mr. Baynes, after reviewing your files, I’m afraid that our bank won’t be able to loan you any money for your project.” “Aw, come on man!” Aron Baynes groaned. “‘Baynes Bus’ is a good idea! I already proved it could work, I just need a little cash to get it going again.” The banker…

Manu Ginobili 20 Points Full Highlights (1/22/2016)

I huddle in the darkness, concealed in a filing cabinet located in the visitor’s locker room at the Staples Center. If my hunch is correct, any moment now, Manu Ginobili will arrive to begin his pregame treatments. Already I can hear the trainers getting tape and ice packs ready for the Spurs players. Almost as…

Boban Marjanovic 17 Points Full Highlights (1/21/2016)

The king of the kingdom sat on his throne. Suddenly waving away the six beautiful maidens who took turns feeding fine fruits into his mouth, he announced to his court, “bring to me the disgraced former king!” There was much bustling and activity at the king’s words. In just a few minutes, a dirty and…

Jonathon Simmons 14 Points Full Highlights (1/17/2016)

Jonathon Simmons is one of the winners of this year’s “Which random player will the Spurs keep on the end of their bench?” lottery, after having picked four of the five winning numbers correctly. Rasual Butler was the grand prize winner, with the selections of 5, 14, 25, 62, and 63. DownToBuck picked none of…

Boban Marjanovic 13 Points/3 Dunks Full Highlights (1/11/2016)

Does this Spurs commentator have to chuckle to himself every time Boban Marjanovic does something positive on the court? Is something about Boban’s existence inherently funny? At the risk of sounding sensitive, I think he needs to tone it down and just treat Boban like any other end-of-bench player. He’s a professional, right? I don’t…

Kyle Anderson 13 Points Full Highlights (1/6/2016)

How is it fair that the Spurs get to have Kyle Anderson? It’s not fair to other teams and it’s not fair to the fans. Diehard Slo-Mo fans like myself never get to see him play because his team is so stacked. And other teams’ GMs have to deal with the fact that the Spurs…

Boban Marjanovic 13 Points Full Highlights (1/6/2016)

I’m done being excited for Boban Marjanovic. It was fun while it lasted, but it let’s be honest, it always felt a little patronizing. Maybe not for fans of his from Serbia, but for the general NBA fan, yeah, the adoration he has been receiving is totally patronizing. Besides, I’ve got a man-crush on a…

Boris Diaw 20 Points Full Highlights (1/2/2016)

Boris Diaw carefully lowered himself from the drop ceiling of the bakery. The darkness inside the store was almost complete, save for the faint glow of moonlight drifting in through windows mostly blocked by displays of breads and other baked goods. It had been a challenge for him to get in through the roof; the…

Boban Marjanovic 17 Points Full Highlights (12/28/2015)

Every time I watch Boban Marjanovic play it just blows my mind how much of him there is. Every aspect of him is huge. In a league where giants are the norm, he makes everyone he plays against look like a point guard. It’s insane. And when he went to give some dap to Kawhi…

Manu Ginobili 17 Points Full Highlights (12/12/2015)

No matter how old and run-down Manu Ginobili gets, there is one aspect of him that will never waver: his fans. Those dudes (and a few gals, so the YouTube analytics thing tells me) are dedicated! Manu can have a pedestrian performance, and they will be all over it like ducks on a junebug. It’s…